#mr-onion-e-mous

[noiseafterhours]

Teddy bear.

(Spawns a teddy bear)

[would-you-rather-questions]

Red or Blu?

(tf2 thingy)

would you rather side with…

RED (Reliable Excavation Demolition)

BLU (Builder's League United)

Voting ended onJun 12, 2023

[p1zzabrainz]

Boop. No one is safe from the boops. I have a glove to boop you all with.

Get BOOPED ON!

" ..Just let me get in a spot I can model for you~ Of course, it's going to be a bit.. I didn't see Sticks at the construction site, so we're heading to his actual home. "

[pizzaloops]

Hey! I'm onion, and I'm the one with the pizza shaped shades and a green iris, mainly the green iris. No one seems to be chasing you, yet you feel panicked. Here, a cold drink of water, you need rest, boi.

"You have names! I'll try to remember them."

"Wait! You can make-a things appear?! You wouldn't-a happen to be able to make me appear outside of here, eh?"

"I sure hope no one is chasing me. I can't-a rest either way. Not yet."

{ Trust him when he says he feels the same way about taking a break, too. }

[softersynths]

Vigilangte. And pepperman. And pizzahead. And gerome. And Mr. Stick. You forgot them. You don't have to, but its a suggestion. Pokemon for these guys.

i did NAUGHT forget them i was thinking about them a lil... idk if i will get around to drawing them but you can have my thoughts

pepperman has a smeargle of course... im not going to give him the new pepper pokemon bc. i dont think it looks like a bell pepper. machamp bc have you seen his arms. primeape/poliwrath are also contenders, as well as vigoroth/slaking. i think a snubbull would suit him as well... prissy ugly little thing. glalie is scary and looks like him so its in the running as well.

vigilante... idk. i care about him less than the others otl im sorry grandpa... a tauros is an obvious choice. and maybe miltank as well. and... remoraid. bc its a gun

pizzahead. ludicolo. party pokemon. blacephalon bc clown and also bc its way more powerful than the pokemon the rest of them have. maybe girafarig... porygon2/porygonZ?? maybe. maybe unknown. he needs pokemon that can do fucked up reality bending shit.

gerome... my friend. he has a slowpoke or a slowbro. maybe a munchlax or a bibarel.. pokemon that like to take it easy. croagunk i think is a great one for him, perhaps nidorino... something purple. plus a rock pokemon... geodude or graveler. john would have an onix

mr stick. uh . a meowth i guess is obvious. & a wobbuffet just because... maybe a magnemite bc hes supposedly an inventor... maybe a doduo/dodrio bc it. looks like him lol. metang suits him in theory but i dont think hes cool enough to have one

[sexymandescendant-archive]

Three quick questions. So who are the sexyman descendents, who are there respective dads, and is there a descendent for Peppino Spaghetti? Something tells me Peppino is going to become A sexyman one day with all eyes on pizza tower.

the main six sexyman descendants were created by me and @/sporesgalaxy, and they are as follows:

roman the skeleton, child of sans the skeleton

sara reigen, government clone of arataka reigen (by sporesgalaxy)

spamton jr., daughter of spamton g. spamton (by sporesgalaxy)

dee cipher, daughter of bill cipher

too-lette, daughter of the once-ler

suzy sparker, daughter of bob sparker (if u dont know who that is that's fine. he's a sexyman in my heart <3)

im currently not interested in introducing more characters to the main group, but im sure there's at least ONE peppino descendant in the #sexyman descendants tag. have fun browsing ^_^

[somegaymernerd]

I crave for a hug from fake oep. Can I pls hug him?

sure

[peppinopizzapizzeria]

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."