May 14, 2019
[text] You are probably the most infuriating person I’ve ever met…but you’re weirdly sexy. What I’m saying, is come over.
Sweetcheeks <3
[text] You are probably the most infuriating person I’ve ever met…but you’re weirdly sexy. What I’m saying, is come over.
[text]: Ooh! Are you going to give me an award when I get there?
[text]: I hope so. Because if I put forth the energy into getting off of this couch and in an Uber and then walking up the stairs to your apartment and there is nothing for me to thank the academy for I am going to be very disappointed.
[text]: You do not want to be on the receiving end of my disappointment. I am the Hulk without all the green and twice as loud.
[text]: You’ve been warned.
[text]: Be there in ten.