#mrhaitch

[pseudowho]

Haitch family update this week...

Hear about neglected, starving kitten

Petition @mrhaitch for neglected, starving kitten

"What are you talking about, of course the neglected kitten is coming home with us"

Now we have a kitten.

Nemo and Mr.Haitch become besties, Nemo gets baby-talked.

Eat lots, grow strong, zoom zoom zoom

Welcome to the Haitch family, Nims 💕

-- Haitch xxx

[mrhaitch]

Mr haitch……do it jiggle……..

Ask my wife.

[pseudowho]

"God, I love them so much," chokes my husband in the kitchen, where we hug surrounded by the noise of 3 fighting boys, 57 fires, screams of agony, the slow beep of a truck reversing and a radio playing in some unknown location in the house.

[pseudowho]

Mr.Haitch: Quiet, understated, intelligent man of few words, calm rationality and still waters, running deep.

His sons, aged 8 and 5: Teaching the 2 year old how to say "butt cheeks", hidden behind the kitchen door.

[pseudowho]

Sometimes, in the Haitch household, @mrhaitch and I play 'Random Bag Check' with the kids, which they think is hilarious.

Mr.Haitch corners them, opens their toy bags, asks them if they have receipts for all this, and then when they don't, and he restrains them (affectionately) and calls the police.

The Police (me) shows up, starts 'beating' them without warning, but when they start fighting back I quickly encourage them to take up a 'weapon' (a piece of Hot Wheels track).

Then when they fight back with a 'weapon', I beat them with my own weapon, while shouting 'You all saw him, he had a knife!'

Then Mr.Haitch pins them down, and asks them:

Mr.Haitch: What's the lesson? Come on, what's the lesson? Do you know the lesson? Law enforcement is inherently corrupt. You only had to pay me money, then I'd have left you alone!

Then I make breakfast and we all laugh.

In case you wonder how we're raising our children.

Love,

-- Haitch xxx

[pseudowho]

Shout out to @mrhaitch on our 10th wedding anniversary.

I am unbelievably privileged to be loved by you, even (and especially) at times when I feel undeserving of it.

You're a creative powerhouse behind a cold facade. You're the "does not perform for strangers" to my "does not tolerate fools". You're the calm man that violent men look down upon.

May every woman in the world enjoy the patience, wickedness, insight, empathy and openness you show me. I adore you. I hope you know it.

Three cheers for Mr.Haitch,

Love,

-- Haitch xxx

[pseudowho]

I have reminded your husband to say 'i love you' to you, your children and yalls loved ones

NOW

idk i just hope you guys let each know how much you love and cherish each other

Hi!

As a man who constantly makes his wife (me) and his babies feel loved and appreciated and adored, he was actually fairly insulted by this; even if your intentions are good, it's fairly assuming to project any feelings you have regarding men making their wives feel unappreciated, onto him.

I'm told incessantly how loved I am. It's always about my soul, and not my body. It's shown in gestures too; the solidity of always being there, and reliable. He's been through a rough patch lately, and it's taken a lot out of him. He recognises if he's ever let me down, and makes moves to fix it.

He really is an excellent man. Please always assume that to show us practical, emotional, and physical affection, is his baseline.

This isn't me being dearly horribly offended and self-righteous, so don't feel rejected; just a gentle reminder that I'm incredibly fortunate to have what a lot of women look for from a husband.

Our sons aren't fed any toxic masculinity. They have received an early and ongoing education in consent, how to love someone, expressing themselves emotionally, and more. They are hugged and kissed and played with just as much by him, as me.

Thank you for being concerned about us though. Rest assured, we're in good hands, and so is he.

Love,

-- Haitch xxx

[pseudowho]

Little Baby Haitch started walking out of the blue today, and I'll be honest, it's been such a crap week that I cried.

Still here. I'm fine! Cheers to little Baby Haitch for making mummy weep.

Love,

-- Haitch xxx