DEW: What is your morning routine?
Wake up, check phone, roll over.
HONEY: Tell us your favourite pick up line.
So once upon a time, I had bright ass red hair those were the days. One of my bestie's friends from exchange came to Aus so we were at Maccas grabbing a quick dinner before meeting her at a club. So it's me, Maiko (the bestie) and Sophie (my matching soul). We're sitting in the corner of the joint, just eating our burger when these itty bitty 18 year olds saunter up to us.
"Are you feeling hot? Because you're flamin'."
Cue me staring up at him like he's day old popcorn.
"Get it? 'Cause your hair is red."
This led to an even more awkward attempt to pick us up. Needless to say, they failed.