#naturaltag

[thebookhangover-blog]

iguana

IGUANA: Tell us a funny story!

Okay so the first one I thought of. One day, I was so casually strolling down the street with my best friend. Not a problem in the world. Then my best friend stop and reaches for my face.

Now I'm a trusting person. I figured I must've had a piece of fluff on my eyelashes or something, but LIES. ALL LIES.

The untrustworthy giant grabbed hold of my damn eyelashes and pulled.

WHO DOES THAT?

... now that I've typed it it's not that funny. Maybe you had to be there coz we sure peed our pants.

[thebookhangover-blog]

Snails:) omg this ask game is the best

SNAILS: What do you like to take your time with?

Ohhhhh ok ummmm shit lol. I legit cannot think of anything. I'm speedy gonzalez man. I live life in the fast lane.

[thebookhangover-blog]

dew, honey

DEW: What is your morning routine?

Wake up, check phone, roll over.

HONEY: Tell us your favourite pick up line.

So once upon a time, I had bright ass red hair those were the days. One of my bestie's friends from exchange came to Aus so we were at Maccas grabbing a quick dinner before meeting her at a club. So it's me, Maiko (the bestie) and Sophie (my matching soul). We're sitting in the corner of the joint, just eating our burger when these itty bitty 18 year olds saunter up to us.

"Are you feeling hot? Because you're flamin'."

.....

Cue me staring up at him like he's day old popcorn.

"Get it? 'Cause your hair is red."

*more staring*

*awkward shuffle*

This led to an even more awkward attempt to pick us up. Needless to say, they failed.

[thebookhangover-blog]

petals, quack, and rainbow :)

PETALS: What is your biggest fear?

Being unlovable.

QUACK: When did you last laugh?

I watched the movie "Bad Neighbours" this afternoon and holy shit it was hilarious. It had its problems, for sure. But mostly just chock full of LOLs.

RAINBOW: Describe your ideal partner.

Talk, dark, handsome/pretty/whatever. Likes travelling, dogs, and children. Patient, kind, funny. Independent, understanding. A cuddler.

[thebookhangover-blog]

EPHEMERAL

EPHEMERAL: What would you do if you could live one day without consequences?

I assume this includes legal consequences y/y?

Drive to a bookstore, park right in front (double park if need be), make multiple trips from the bookstore to my car, fill up the entirety of my car with books, drive off, live a happy and satisfied life.