Tea Kakes
Hello, don't mind me as I sneak in and deposit a ted lasso fic that I definitely shouldn't have written, and should definitely have finished my Roy Kent Minder fic instead. My deepest apologies; I was led astray by the Ted Lasso 2025 Big Bang event. (also it's been about a week since I published it, but shh I forgot to bring it up on tumblr)
Bex doesn’t have any money. She wants money. She wants a lot of money. Rupert Mannion has money. A lot of money. Bex wants Rupert Mannion’s money, and she is going to do whatever it takes to acquire that money (if she happens to acquire the heart of Rupert’s very hot assistant along the way, then that’s just a bonus).
(on ao3)
If, like me, you saw that scene where Bex and Ms Kakes show up at Rebecca’s door together, and thought Bex and Ms Kakes should hold hands and run away together with all Rupert’s money, this is the story for you
Go read it; I promise it's both good and funny and **spoiler under the cut**














