@boldlyspeedydreamer You ask, I deliver, I enjoyed writing thing and I hope you enjoy reading it! Please accept my offerings to you! BEGINNING “Have you ever played before?” Rosita questions Meena as they walk up to the garage, the pig holding a bag filled with snacks, such as chips, dip and applesauce she snagged from her kids endless supply. “I've played Apples to Apples, does that count?” Meena looks down at Rosita. “I guess it's the same thing.” Rosita opens the door letting meena in first and following her through. As they enter they hear laughter coming from inside, they walk into see Ms. Crawly, Mike, and Eddie on Johnny's couch they brought closely, with everyone else sits either on the floor, in a regular chair or in a beanbag chair, with one left empty. The opening of the door makes everyone look over at the two with smiles on their faces, Meena caught off guard immediately hides behind her ears on instinct. “Rosita! Meena!” Johnny exclaims happily standing up gesturing with his hands towards their group while Ash continues to snicker about earlier conversations. The two rush into where their circle of friends are, everyone greets them, a coffee table setup in the middle of the friends, the game still in its package. Rosita sets down the bag setting out the snacks as Johnny offers Meena the bean bag next to his, she agrees with the nod and sits down. Eddie moves to the ground between Gunther and the sofa so Rosita can sit. “Oh, Eddie you don't have to do that.” Rosita stands over him, her hands folded in front of her. “It's fine you can sit, I've been sitting next to Mike the grump long enough.” Eddie says teasingly gesturing to the pouting mouse, then leans against the couch, Rosita smiles a bit and then takes her seat. “Alright.” Ash speaks out. “Who's ready to play Cards Against Humanity?” She smirks as the group cheers in excitement, she opens the box. ~*~ “Oh my.” Rosita gasps at her cards. Gunter begins to smile ear to ear. Ash and Johnny can't help, but to start to laugh at their cards, Eddie is staring at his cards with wide eyes, while Meena just stares at hers examining them closely. “Alright the established Card Czar is Ms. Crawly,” Buster says, “are you ready-?” He's interrupted by a loud snore, he turns to see Ms. Crawly asleep over the edge of the arm of the sofa. “Alrighty then.” Buster mumbled taking the old lizards cards and putting them back into the deck. “I guess I'll be the new Czar!” The koala declared. ~*~ “Well it's definitely between ‘a bleached asshole’ and ‘altar boys’.” Gunter says rubbing his chin in thought, his eyes watery still from laughing at the card results for ‘What is batman's guilty pleasure?’. “Ok, Bleached asshole it is.” Rosita cringes at the words. “Ha!” Meena laughed out in excitement. “I get an awesome point.” “That was your card?” Ash smiles at Meena. “Uh,” Meena suddenly stiffens up, “yeah-” “That was hilarious!” Ash cries out in laughter. “Good one!” Everyone joins in on the laughter, Meena smiles. ~*~ “A very good example of up dog.” Buster says randomly during a break in the game to refill on snacks. “Up dog?” Gunter mutters. “What's-?” “Gunter No!” Everyone yells, but their too late. “What's up dog?” Gunter questions, everyone groans waiting for the punchline. Buster starts to chuckle. “Nothing much. What's up with you?” Buster starts laughing out loud as everyone including Mike groans loudly as Gunter sits there in disbelief, but begins to laugh with him. “Really?” Eddie groans out giving a look to his best friend, the koala shrugs as he continues to laugh. ~*~ “Better pick the right card or else.” Mike says to Johnny. “One point away from winning.” “Alright so we have; The Holy Bible, Doin’ it in the butt, Me time, Full frontal nudity, Yeast, Big black dick and Sexy pillow fighting.” Johnny let's out a big laugh. “For the card ‘Instead of coal Santa now gives the bad children_____’. And the winner is, Big Black Dick.” “Yes! I have been saving that card,” Eddie kisses the card, “all game!” “Are you kidding me!” Mike yells, he grabs Johnny by the shirt pulling him down. “Sorry, but you can't just resist the big black dick card.” Johnny laughs. ~*~ “Ok so far I have 2 awesome points,” Buster announces reading off his clipboard. “2 for Gunter, 1 for Rosita,” the pig herself shrugs with a soft smile, “3 for Ash and Johnny,” the two high five, “5 for Meena,” the teens whoop for their friend, “and 4 for Eddie and Mike.” “Well of course she's got all the points,” Mike huffs gesturing at the elephant, “she's cheating!” “ ‘ey, lay off.” Johnny warned leaning forward lightly. “Yeah, who stepped on your tail?” Ash barks. “You just started playing, of course you're going to be behind.” The porcupine rolls her eyes in frustration, she gets up. “Is there a kitchen in here Johnny?” “Yea, it’s to the right.” “C’mon Meena, let's grab a snack.” Ash says walking away, gesturing for the elephant to follow. Meena gets up and follows her friend, Johnny watches them go and looks at the adults in front of him. “I guess I'll go too.” Johnny gets up following after the two girls to the kitchen. “Hey! You come back here and finish this!” Mike yells at the dispersing teens. “Give it a rest Mike.” Rosita yawns out leaning on the side of the sofa, but stretches up. “We’ve already played 24 games.” “Ah, whatever.” Mike scoffs plopping down on the edge of the coffee table. ~*~ “He's just an asshole.” Ash says taking a chip out of the bowl as she sits on the counter. “You're telling me.” Meena mumbles. “No, but seriously you're awesome at that game, have you played before?” Ash voiced. “No, I've only played Apples to Apples, with my family.” Meena answered. “Well you're awesome at this game.” Johnny says popping into the kitchen. “Oh, thanks guys.” Meena says blushing a bit. “You must have a pretty dirty mind.” Ash begins to snicker, Johnny's laughter joins into. “Oh! No, it's just, I thought,” Meena begins to blush profusely. “No, no,” Johnny assures, “it's ok, we're not laughing at you, it's, it's at something that happened earlier.” Johnny says through laughs. “Oh, so what happened?” Meena asks curiously. “Well we were talking about the game and the different response cards, like ‘Blowing some dudes in an alley’, which made me laugh because back when I was dating lance, and if he got a gig somewhere we'd usually do that in the alley after each concert and he'd do it for me too.” Ash snorts on her laughter. “Then there was the card that said micropenis, which was basically him.” She holding her sides now. “As soon as she brought ‘hat up, the same thing happened to me after the big show.” Johnny laughs out. “Then Johnny started telling me all his pick up lines, and they were, awful!” Ash laughs out. “Hm,” Meena hums, holding her ears to her face to hide her blush. “Wait, wait, tell her the legs one.” Ash exclaimed excitedly. “Ok, ok, sorry about this,” Johnny laughs and exhales calming himself, he puts his left arm up against the cabinets leaning in close, “Hey girl, Nice legs, what time do they open?” Johnny says with such implication that Meena nearly screams with embarrassment, but then the uncomfortableness is over with Ash’s loud snort of laughter. “Isn't that just the stupidest thing you've ever heard!” She continues with laughter, her laughs start to die down as she lays on her back, on the counter. “Oh man my throat hurts.” “Do your knees hurt too?” Johnny says casually, but Ash still gives him a shove as she gets off the counter, Johnny let's out a little chuckle as all the teens leave the kitchen, Meena still in shock about everything she's heard from her friends. ~*~ Buster wakes up Ms. Crawly so she can drive herself back, giving her some coffee before she left to wake herself up. Eddie and Buster decide to go back to Eddie's place to play some video games and crash. Rosita drives herself home to the snoring of 25 piglets and one husband and she goes out like a light. While Mike leaves, kind of like disappearing into the shadows. Meena waits for the bus to pick her up, which Johnny doesn't allow and offers her a ride which she accepts along with Ash, although the three go cruising for a little while before going home.
