Sing incorrect quotes!
Eddie: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Buster: I wrote you a poem.
Eddie, already crying: You did?
Mike: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap: Steal it!
Eddie: But that's censorship.
Buster: Well done. You are correct. You're being censored. Now go.
Buster: We call that a traumatic experience.
Buster, turning to Lance: Not a "bruh moment".
Buster, turning to Suki: Not "sadge".
Buster, turning to Crystal: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Clay: Hey Buster, I've got an idea for how to solve this.
Buster, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Clay: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Buster!
Nooshy: Have you heard of Murphy's law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?
Porsha: Yeah, I have.
Nooshy: Have you heard of Cole's law?
Porsha: Is this a joke about coleslaw?
Nooshy: ...maybe.
Ash: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
Meena to Buster: Turn that frown upside down!
*A little while later*
Meena: What are you doing?
Buster, trying to do a handstand: You told me to "turn that frown upside down", but it's not working.
Ms. Crawley to Porsha: First rule of battle, little one... don't ever let them know where you are.
Mike, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME!? YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! WHOO-HOO!
Ms. Crawley: 'Course, there're other schools of thought.
Gunter: *Slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery!
Mike: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Ms. Crawley: Only if you also don't ask why.
Ms. Crawley: *Pulls out four prestine human skulls from their bag*
Mike: ...
Mike, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
Ash: Mint is just cold spicy:
The squad: ...
Lance: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Jerry: N... No!
Porsha: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???
Darius: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Lance: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Ash: Are you a software update? Because not right now.
Alfonso: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Porsha: Solution, just pop it back in the over for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Darius: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly doggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Meena: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word: Slunchy!
Norman: ...put it away.
Gunter: Hey Porsha?
Porsha: Yeah?
Gunter: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Porsha:
Porsha: ...What?
