If you make a prank even if it's your birthday. I assure you that you will not be saved from your punishment as Laurel is in charge.
Lewis and Laurel are actually a Latin American couple, and if you don't know Latin-American women when they get angry, I assure you that you will be in for an interesting surprise...
Everyone thank @vonraptor for giving me ideas Bc this is for u broooo
“One of us, one of us.” For the past hour or so, Arthur had his headphones on tight, keeping his eyes glued on his assignments and scribbling away at the answers frantically. Anyone who didn’t know him would assume he’s cramming for finals, or for a deadline that suddenly jumped to that night.
No. That was far from the case. Arthur was rushing before his line of concentration broke at the chorus of voices behind him.
”One of us! One of us! Arthur~ it’s time to lay down! It’s nap time.”
“Pap will you please just shut up?”
The half formed equations that he barely got a hold of disintegrated like ash. Ignoring the heaviness of his eyes, he unhooks his headphones and looks back.
On Lewis’s bed, the giant man was sprawled out with several plushies and sisters tucked in his arms and laying across them. His eyes were shut and breathing slow, along with Belles, who was curled similar to a cat against the wall, only connected to Lewis by his large fingers still half tangled in her hair. The one chanting one of us was Paprika in her poka-dotted onesie and with her stuffed rabbit in her arms. She was bouncing on Lewis’s knee, like she was ready to hop on Lewis’s stomach whenever, but more focused on an argument with Cayenne.
Cayenne, who’s swatting at Paprika, was half- nestled against Lewis’s chest. Tucked in a blanket and content to simply nap next to her brother.
Paprika gasps when she turns away from Cayenne and her meanness back to him.
“You’re ready?” She beams at him, and Arthur can only manage a slow blink before shaking his head.
“Not yet, Papi. I gotta finish this assignment.”
She slumps and sinks against Lewis’s leg. “How much is left?” She asks, eyes wide in a puppy dog stare. Arthur swallows and looks away, not wanting to be compelled by her again. Nope! No way. He’s got work to do and no amount of begging will stop him.
“Just a bit more, then I’ll join you-“
Little feet- more like a small body- hit the floor with a thud.
Arthur flinches, spins around, and finds that Paprika was no longer on top of Lewis. In fact- Lewis’s eyes were open and he was leaning up, scanning the room hurriedly. Shit she woke him up?
Little hands touch his knee, and Arthur snaps down to see the girl’s puppy dog eyes boring into his. “Can’t you join now?” She asks, pouting.
Fuck. Fuck. God dammit. God dammit why do I have to like you kids? I would punt you into the sun if you weren’t so precious to me-
Cayenne moans in disappointment, snapping Arthur out of his thoughts and letting him see the large form hunching down to scoop Paprika up. Lewis cradles her against his chest, rubbing his eye.
“Sorry about that, A-“ he covers his mouth, yawning, “Arthur. I didn’t realize I fell asleep. Do you want to move to the computer room? I’m sure papa won’t mind as long as you don’t touch the computer.”
Arthur stares back up at him, before glancing as his assignment.
Five more problems, with six sub sections for each.... not due for another two days....
Since when did his eyes get so tired?
Pushing aside the building regret made up of bullshit rationale, Arthur closes the book and stands up, cracking his back before shutting off the small lamp on Lewis’s desk.
“Nah, it’s fine. Better make room on the bed though.”
Paprika beams at him, and is returned with a ruffle of her hair.
(Mystery skulls mpreg au I looked up the name of Lewis' sisters so I think I'm good)
Paprika stood in front of the her big brother's house nervously trying to get the right key to unlock the door. Her and her sisters had been seen to check on Arthur today because Mom and Papa were busy at Pepper's Paradise. Cayenne and Belle were both a bit mad she'd been in trusted with the keys instead of them.
"Hurry up Paprika! Arthur could stuck in there and need help!" Cayenne yelled in protest at her taking so long to find the right key. Belle said nothing with her arms crossed as Paprika finally found the key and unlocked the door. Her sisters shoved her inside before closing the door. Paprika was uneasy about barging into her big brother's house without being sure Arthur was even home. She'd noticed the van wasn't parked near Lewis' old truck. She rubbed her shoulder and glanced around the living room as Belle and Cayenne kicked off their shoes. The lights weren't on or the TV so either Arthur wasn't home or still asleep.
"well Paprika don't just stand there go wake up Arthur!" Cayenne yelled before her mouth was covered by Belle.
"Quiet! Or you'll wake him up sad and grumpy Cayenne!" Belle hissed quietly," that's the whole reason Paprika should wake up him up dumb dumb! "
Paprika swallowed softly and took her shoes off. Carefully and quietly up the stairs. Why did she always have to be the one to wake someone up? It was never Cayenne or Belle who did it just her. Now she had to wake up Arthur from a dream that could have someone they both missed dearly in it. She rubbed her shoulder as she walked to Arthur's bedroom door. Hopefully if she apologized he'd be kinder to her than if she didn't. She wiped her eyes before slowly opening the door.
Arthur was sleeping soundly in his bed as tiny purplish pink ghosts floated around him. Paprika gasped covering her mouth and looking away for a moment. What were ghosts doing here? What were they doing to Arthur? Should she yelled for Cayenne and Belle ? No she had to get the ghosts away from Arthur or he could disappear by the time her sisters got up the stairs. Paprika quickly ran to the side of the bed and threw the keys at one of the ghosts. The keys however went straight through it. It caught the group tiny ghosts attention long enough for her to climb on the bed and try to shield Arthur.
"Shoo leave Arthur and his baby alone" She said softly trying to shoo them off with her hands. They only stared at her confused as one grabbed the keys," you heard me go away leave him alone!"
They just continued to stared at her and her poor attempts to scary them off. She shivered as she heard a door open. It was the bathroom door, she swallowed softly as she looked up. She saw a tall skeleton ghost looking at her bewildered his skull tilled in confusion before she screamed. Paprika would have hit the floor if Arthur hadn't grabbed her by the shirt. The skeleton ghost took a few steps forward and snapped it's fingers as Paprika clung to Arthur's side as he sat up. She buried face in his shoulder shaking a bit as he rubbed her back.
"It's okay Paprika I promise Lewis didn't mean to scare you" Arthur said softly, wait did he say the big scary ghost was Lewis?!
"h-how is that big brother?" She said only slightly glancing at the ghost. The ghost rubbed her cheek softly before a egg was thrown at their skull.
"Get away from them puta!" Cayenne yelled preparing to chuck another egg at the ghost. Belle was running up behind her and as the ghost's skull changed into Lewis' face. It was Lewis he became a big scary ghost?
"CAYENNE LANGUAGE!" Lewis hissed as the two girls froze. Everything was silent for a moment.
"Ah! Lewis has come back from the grave because you took his sailor Moon plushie! Run!" Belle yelled running back downstairs dropping the loaf of bread she grabbed to use as a weapon. Cayenne screamed throwing the other egg before running back down stairs as well while Arthur snickered. Paprika was still holding on to him has Lewis ran down stairs after them yelling,"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY TUXEDO MASK PLUSHIE?!"
" What happened to Lewis?" Paprika asked as she loosened her grip. Arthur was still rubbing her back as he looked at her.
"Don't worry about it Paprika. He's back now that's all that matters"