if furudate won't do it, i will

seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from Macao SAR China

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from T1

seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from China

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from China

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
if furudate won't do it, i will
i found your blog about meian and fukurou and i want to know what type of chaos the teams find themselves in and if their captains ever need to come bail them out
oh ABSOLUTELY come on gang it's time for adlers and jackals headcanons!!
meian has strict orders that inunaki can't be left alone for post-match interviews because inunaki will lie about anything and everything on live television just for fun
he would never say anything actually harmful obviously he just likes being a little shit
on the flip side sakusa and atsumu are banned from post-match interviews until they learn how to speak civilly both to each other and about the opposing teams
meian used to think he knew what trash talking sounded like. he thought wrong
the first time he made the mistake of letting them be interviewed together, meian realized thirty seconds in that they were going to singlehandedly tank the jackals' reputation
fukurou calls him after just to laugh in his face and then hangs up
as if fukurou can talk. hoshiumi can't get through an interview without name-dropping sachirou's vet practice even when it has literally nothing to do with the conversation at all. they're lucky the fans think it's cute
ushijima lets it slip that some of his friends (tendou, probably) think romero is a "dilf" at a team lunch one day and actually makes fukurou snort iced tea up his nose
i think in general fukurou has this mindset that he's not allowed to find whatever shit the adlers get up to funny in public even if he thinks it. like that one post about the kid trying to tattle on their classmate by going "she called me the b word!!" and the other kid goes "motherfucker doesn't start with a b" and the teacher has to try really hard not to laugh. that's fukurou with the adlers
exhibit a: that one time they were taking a bus back to their hotel after a match against the azuma pharmacy green rockets and ushjima, with absolute solemnity, remarked that kiryuu wakatsu "definitely had bowel movement problems" during the whole game which made the rockets' win "all the more impressive" and fukurou had to bite down his tongue to keep from saying anything
also i'm going to say it. there's something in sokolov tatsuto's eyes that i don't trust
i'm sure he's FINE i'm sure he gets along with everyone and that all the rest of the adlers like him but like. he's probably the one that fukurou would expect to cause trouble the least and yet sokolov comes in swinging with a metal chair at the last possible second
especially if adriah is involved. i think it'd be funny if they, personally, had beef
there's probably a post somewhere that's like "'ooooh i'm romero nicollas i'm HOT and TALL and i have a FIVE O'CLOCK SHADOW and i'm MARRIED and my beautiful wife and son wear my jersey and cheer me on ALL THE TIME' man fuck you"
it's probably from atsumu and i guarantee it's ten times more obnoxious than what you're thinking
honestly any time atsumu makes a post anywhere at all meian just turns off his phone for the rest of the day. especially since atsumu likes replying to kageyama's posts in a way that just looks foul to anyone who doesn't know them
kageyama's instagram caption: although we lost, playing against the ejp raijins taught me much. i'm looking forward to the next time we go against them atsumu, on his public account in the comments: imagine losing to a team that has suna rintarou on it couldn't be me
yeah meian isn't touching that with a ten-foot pole
fukurou actually asks kageyama all concerned if he has to reach out to meian about atsumu's behavior and kageyama is like "it's fine, captain, miya-san lets me pick lunch whenever we meet" and fukurou wants to cry on the inside
Furudate made the post timeskip teams with comedy in mind. They said what is the funniest groups of ppl I can put together? And then did it. And then put yaku in a russian mob boss suit just to sprinkle that in
Bsky request ; Atsumu wears these ugly glasses every MSBY Christmas Party and he has spares he can magically whip up if someone *cough*sakusa*cough* breaks them.
i asked you a question, i wanna know why!
why'd you have to make that record 'bout me?
song about me.
synopsis: writing songs about the fling that broke your heart catapults your band into fame. unfortunately, his bedroom won't be the last place you see him
ALTERNATIVELY — you and atsumu learn to get along for the sake of your best friends.
genre: romcom, some angst, smut in a wayyy later chapter (18+)
tags. band au, college au for a bit, chemical engineering major!reader, marketing major!kuroo, marketing major!kenma, lead singer!reader, drummer!shoko, bassist!getou, guitarist!utahime, ex fling to lovers, satosugu roommates, shokohime roommates/lovers, bokuaka, gojo is filthy rich, msby black jackals vs. schweiden adlers arc, kuroo is desperately looking for employment, small olympics 2024 arc w/ guest stars, kenma loves roblox, suna is locked into his lover
PAIRING(S): miya atsumu x f!reader, brief trashy!semi eita x f!reader ft. oc named mika x suna rintarou, shokohime, bokuaka, and satosugu if you squint
updates: ongoing series! monday, wednesday, friday (hopefully this is consistent)
taglist:: open! (send an ask off anon or with an account to be added)
masterlist
[apt. 202b + roaches] / [samu's kittens]
pt. 0 — sunday morning / pt. 1 — sweet nothing / pt. 2 — jumpscare / pt. 3 — situationship… / pt. 4 — gaydar / pt. 5 — count your days. / pt. 6 — short king showdown / pt. 7 — survive the killer / pt. 8 — radar! / pt. 9 — the oomflympics / pt. 10 — shit ur pants / pt. 11 — care / pt. 12 — untitled
Msby manga panels redrawn!
This was very fun! :D
(𝙞 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖) 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙮, 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚. - kiyoomi s.
content warning !! - angst to comfort so essentially fluff, blackfem!reader, drinking implied but no intoxication, suggestiveness if you squint, mayhaps ooc but idc i do what i want
This isn't him. No chance in hell. He's supposed to be big, ignorant, and one-track minded Sakusa—MSBY Black Jackal's infamous outside hitter. His identity's been tainted by some girl he managed to wriggle into his life, denting his plans but not quite hindering them.
He used to threaten others with his wrist, messing with little kids by folding his hands. Said person told him to stop it, and he did. He can't remember the last time he crouched down to an 8-year-old and watched them run for their mother because of him. Sakusa had a strict hair routine that wasn't going to change no matter how long his hair got, the same four products he's used since his mother taught him how to take care of his curls. That woman came along and he'd let her share his bathroom, adding one extra product she claimed would make his curls more full which indefinitely worked.
Bokouto Koutarou 100% kissed and hugged all of his team mates every night after every practice and would chase them down if they tried to flee.
He would give them a bone crushing hug every time and lil smooch on the cheek or temple with a sad and woeful good night like he wasn't going to see them tomorrow for practice
This was probably awkward for the jackals at first until.
Kiyoomi allows Bokouto to hug him but if he gives him a good night kiss it has to be on his hand so he can hurriedly put hand sanitizer on
And Atsumu was probably super against it until he felt left out when even Kiyoomi was allowing him to do it
Now the boys line up every night and get their token of good sleep, a squeeze that a python would be jealous of and a quick peck before everyone went home. It's now become a thing with the team to (one that fukutofani also believed in) that you will have terrible sleep if you don't get the hug and kiss goodnight
I feel like Bokouto does this because, as we've seen, he's a very touchy touchy person. It's obvious that his love language for friends, family, and partners would be hugs and such. But he's also a very compassionate and loving person. He tries to make friends with everyone bc he loves everyone!
He just wants to make people and be happy with people in turn so he shows how much he appreciates the people in his life with physical touch!
I also feel it's in due part to the fact that he has older sisters and he's stated in the Manga (somewhere I can't remember where exactly it's been AWHILE) that he's really close with his sisters so I feel like he grew up in a very loving home, especially since he's the baby of three
His family was probably very loving to him and just wants to let all the love he has for people show bc he has just so so so so much trapped in his big ol' heart!
Anyway, I thought about this and it ended being a lot longer than I wanted bc I'm procrastinating going to bed