#msf!papyrus

[cashasideas]

BlackJack loves his children dearly

Queenie wants his attention

[skeletorific]

Would either of the mafiaswapfell bros like to have kids some day?

Capo (Sans) definitely, its practically an inevitability for him. First off, he wants heirs. No point having a criminal empire if there isn’t someone to hand it off to when you die. More than that....well, deep down he’s always craved some sense of normalcy. Papyrus did the best he could, but it was just the two of them. He wants to at least try that “mom and dad and two kids” life (gender of eventual partner notwithstanding). He’d make an ok dad with some time to mature a little more. He never goes easy on his offspring, but he has their back 100%.

Boots (Papyrus), by contrast, would probably say no if asked. In his mind, his life is currently too hectic to allow for a relationship period, much less one with kids. He doesn’t ever see it slowing down. Boots has always imagined that he’ll die like any other thug: shot up after getting careless one too many times. And he may be ok with that for himself, but he’ll die before he does it to someone else.

If the right person came along though...and things took an unexpected turn...well, all Papyrus’ have a soft spot for kids. He may not choose it for himself but deep down he dreams about it. He’d be a great dad, too, if a little inclined to spoil the rugrats. 

[cocofinny]

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@xxdjedgelordxx​

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[skeletorific]

How would mafiaswapfell papyrus do if he found his soulmate?

A lot of these asks are absolutely ancient but better late than never

MSF!Papyrus: Its really dependent on context, but in all likelihood unless the universe keeps forcing them together (a very real possibility in soulmate aus), he probably won’t even approach them. Definitely not confess. There’s a lot of reasons for this. If they aren’t involved in his work then he would never want to drag someone else into this. Its bad enough that he and his brother are stuck here, why would he want his partner involved? If they are in the business, they either work for a rival gang or one in tenuous alliance with Toriel, and mixing romance into that hot cocktail is a recipe for disaster. 

Still, Sly isn’t good at just....cutting himself off from it. Whether he wants it or not, you’re a piece of him now. He can’t stop himself from checking in, at least from a distance. If he’s feeling particularly low some days he has a tendency to drop gifts on your doorstep with no note. A book. A flower maybe. Pastries from Muffet’s. If you’re lucky...well. you catch him in the act. and for a mobster he’s really bad at lying under pressure...

[skeletorific]

Mafiaswapfell Best Friends/Honorary Sibling head canons? If you don't mind?

MSF!Brothers:

These two don’t trust easily. They’ve depended on only each other for as long as either of them can remember, and they like it that way. So if you’re someone they trust you have to be an extremely remarkable person. 

First of all, Sans will not stand for any contenders near the throne. If you’re too ambitious he will not trust you from the outset. Like Papyrus you will have to be okay with becoming a loyal henchman at his beck and call. And while you need a certain strong will (because Sans also hates “yes-men”) if you are the type to complain neverendingly about Sans Papyrus will likely shut down to you as well. You can bitch about Sans. You can’t hate him

Not to say the relationship comes without its perks. Sans and Papyrus are not dominant forces in the Underworld, but they are feared and respected. No one is going to mess with you. Those stupid enough to try find out quickly why the others leave you alone. 

Sans relies on you as someone else to bounce his schemes off of. Despite being a stubborn bossy asshole, once he trusts you, he’s surprisingly receptive to constructive criticism. In the end he places success over his pride. If you manage to dismantle it, clearly he’s not thought bout it enough, and he’s more than ready to re-tool it.

Papyrus and you have a quiet understanding. The two of you are often sent out on missions by Sans together. Usually to pick up marks, sometimes to do some house-breaking. You develop a close rapport. Hell, its fairly likely to end up in a pseudo-relationship given that Papyrus doesn’t have the time to get close with many people. Even if it never happens, the two of you are close. Drinking buddies who always have each other’s back, in a fight or without. You swap stories about Sans’ recent temper tantrums. 

The important thing is that  there really is no such thing as a casual friendship with these two. If they legitimately care for your well-being, you aren’t just a friend. You’re family. 

[skeletorific]

Hnnnnnngghh general Mafiaswapfell headcanons pls? Specifically my husband Rus

So I’ve got another request for Mafiaswapfell skelebros, so I’ll do Papyrus here and Sans in the other one.

MSF!Papyrus:

-Tired ™

-he didn’t set out to become a member of the mob, but when you’re saddled too early with a little brother to raise and two growing skeletal bodies that desperately need food, there isn’t much you can do

-He tried to keep to the straight and narrow but in the end, he was 14 and there weren’t many places hiring that would also give him time to take care of Sans like he needed to

-Toriel caught him stealing from her car and, impressed that the little sneak had busted the lock, menaced him into doing some basic housebreaking for her. Less because she needed it and more as a test. Papyrus agreed because he knew her reputation and had to stay alive for Sans.

-In the end the pay was too good to turn down jobs. He worked as a low-level foot soldier for a while, trying desperately to keep this side of his life hidden from Sans. Fortunately his work was at night, so he would just drop him off with Muffet and disappear as soon as he fell asleep

-Sans found out when he was a little older and finally snuck out to follow his brother. Papyrus’ worst nightmare came true. He wanted in. Bad. And unfortunately Paps isn’t in the practice of denying his brother.

-For now his only goal is to protect his brother and help him accomplish his dream of ruling the criminal underworld. Whatever he dreams he may have of reintegrating into honest society are put on hold for now. Sans is more important

-He gets the usual mockery for being his younger brother’s trained dog, but truth be told he’s probably a little more respected and feared than Sans will ever be. He’s one guy you don’t want sent after you. He won’t leave off until you’re caught. He’s also a gifted lockpick and pickpocket

-Constantly drowsy, but never sleeps. Also, he has a penchant for booze but Sans hasn’t let him drink in a while. He needs him in tip top shape. He’ll sneak the occasional shot at Muffet’s, but his real vice is expensive cigars

-Faintest hint of Irish in his accent, although its muddled at this point with a more Brooklyn-esque one

-His neckties are never tied. Ever. Unless Sans makes him for a meeting. He does have a lucky hat though, riddled with old bullet holes.

-He’s not much for guns. He prefers his own fists and crowbars, but his weapon of choice is a reliable baseball bat with nails driven through.

[puppy-the-mask]

BlackJack has 3 pets

2 Rats named Joker {which he had before meeting his alternate of the same name} and Ace

As well as a Ferret named Queenie