Yes this is based off @msmimundo âs new years comic! It started as a one-shot but then this happened so enjoy the first part of this Perryshmirtz New Years two-shot (If you squint enough this could be a song fic..)
Word count: 2,508
âFive! Four! Three! Two! One!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!â
A bright purple blast from Heinzâs disguised inator blasted over the crowd of excited partygoers as they blissfully watched the New Year ball drop; not even registering the unknown light that flashed over them. However, Perry didnât move from his spot, with arms crossed over his chest and a neutral expression he merely watched as his long-time nemesis finally âdefeated himâ. Even when Heinz gloated about his success and tried to get everyone to follow him to take over the Tri-State area, the platypus stayed in his seat. He knew this plan wouldnât work out as someone mentioned, -no one ever keeps their New Year resolutions!
Hey, it was a New Year, and even an âevilâ scientist deserved a win occasionally. It was a short-lived victory, but seeing that wide, crooked smile and hearing his boisterous laugh made it worth it for the platypus. Perry had to fight back his smirk when he noticed how frustrated Heinz was becoming at the realization that his plans were once again foiled; it was a silent joy the agent took pleasure in. That is until he was called out for still throwing his usual punches and over-the-top cartoony violence despite knowing what would happen. His eyes softened and shoulders raised with a grin curling the side of his beak- because thatâs what they do!
Finally, figuring his job was done here, Perry hopped down from the stoop and b-lined it for a side door before any of his family members noticed his presence. Just barely making it to an exit, he looked over his shoulder at the large monitor broadcasting the kids celebrating together back at home. Heinz was gone from the stage, something panged within his chest, but the platypus shook his head and turned to the mob of people near the dancefloor- He couldnât have gone far.
Couples, friends, and family were all gathered together too enthralled in each otherâs company to pay much mind to anything else around them. On the other side of the room were three familiar faces he had been trying to avoid all night- Oh, the irony.
However, instead of turning away, Perry paused and watched his family members enjoy their night together. Candace and her boyfriend were almost like a couple from a fantasy, their sways and spins had them completely take up the room, but their focus was solely on the other. It was as if they were in a fairytale just like the stories Linda would tell her daughter on nights when the little girl couldnât sleep. Though heâd never admit it to himself, Perry enjoyed the stories as he curled up at the end of her bed to keep company on those especially hard nights. Seeing Jeremy dipped and twirled, Candace brought back that strange tightness to the agentâs chest, but he quickly shook the feeling with a roll of his eyes. He had to remember this was reality, not some made-up fantasy world! Besides, Perry never saw himself as any of kind âprince charmingâ he always preferred the idea of being a knight instead; plus Heinz would never accept being the âdamsel in distressâ!- Maybe some kind of mischievous alchemist or a warlock.
As both teenagers continued maneuvering through the crowd he spotted Linda and Lawrence dancing together. With interlocked fingers and slow steps together, the married couple leaned their heads against one another while blindly guiding each other. They didnât need to open their eyes though, having done this dance hundreds of times all they needed was to trust one another. It was as if they were completely cut off from the partyâs loud and lively atmosphere; instead, they were lost in each otherâs presence and went at their own pace. It was a type of love that only bloomed after years of knowing and accepting one another from the inside and out. From the smallest quirks to even the downright insane ideas they come up with because they were meant for each other as husband and wife. The two embraced one another in a kiss which Perry had to tear his eyes away from to look at his empty teal paws which clenched then opened against his chest- What color would look the best if that ever happened? WaitâŠ
Before his thoughts could get the best of Perry he turned to the exit door that had been his escape route only to be met by a pair of legs that blocked the path. However, his mind only spiraled back to the images he had been trying to shake off as the person in thought stared him down with those midnight hues. A smirk twisted on the manâs lips as he stepped closer and adjusted his bowtie.- OH NOW HE SHOWS UP!?
âWell, well, well, Perry the Platypus⊠Leaving so soon? The partyâs just getting started!â the agent took a step back with fists raised, but Heinz quickly stepped forward with his hands in the air. âNo seriously! Itâs a New Yearâs party and everyone is so busy mingling that the buffet is completely up for grabs! I was thinking about taking a dish or two home honestly andâŠâ Perry lowered his paws and arched an eyebrow, to which his nemesis let out a sigh and started rubbing the back of his neck, âListen, my plan may not have worked out quite like I thought, b-b-but I still technically won a-and every time you win you always just up and leave, well not this time! New year, new me baby!! Now as the official winner, I do believe a reward is in order!â
With a half-smirk that rivaled Perryâs, Heinz extended a hand out for his nemesis to grab. The agent took a slight glance over his shoulder, his family was on the other side of the wave of people, though he figured if they hadnât seen him on the stage then perhaps the other was right.- Theyâre so busy with one another that they wouldnât even notice.
âOh come on Perry the Platypus, are you cold feet, or should I be the one to lead this ti-eaahh-!?â
Heinz hadnât even finished his tease when the small platypus jerked him forward with enough force to cause him to stumble into the crowd. Thankfully, Perry was able to catch the back of his suit before he hit the ground, with another forceful yank backward the platypus caught the taller man with both of his paws looped under his slim back. Thankfully Heinz's heightened reaction time always came in handy as he quickly maneuvered and balanced in the mammalâs grip by bending his knees and encircling his arms around the agent. With wide eyes, Heinz tried to chuckle over the rising lump in his throat as half-lidded chestnut orbs stared back at him. The flush of red started from his ears and he could feel the rush make its way to his face. Heinz started thinking maybe he shouldâve found an outfit with fewer layers.
Perry gave a chirr of satisfaction and brought the other back up to his feet, but just for added flair he also took the manâs arms, spun him in a circle then caught his hands again. Once he finally got his balance, Heinz realized he was already following in step with the platypus. Paw in hand, the two mirrored one another and kicked to the beat of the music. However, all they could hear was the thumping of their hearts against their chest as the duo kept up with one another no matter the surprise. When Heinz took both of his paws and crouched to his level, Perry saw a glint of mischievous delight which he quickly understood. Always one step ahead of his nemesis the small mammal hopped in the air so he could be swung once, then twice before somersaulting in the air so he could land on Heinzâs arched back.
âYou always have to show off in some sort of way, donât you? I bet you wouldnât be as flashy if we were similar heights! Well no matter, because no one can resist the ultimate dance move, the beeâs knees! Muahaha, I guess you can say this is my plan Bee! Iâm just buzzing with all kinds of plans this year! Oh, Iâm sorry are my amazing puns bugging you? Didnât know you were such a Buzzkii-aack! Hey!!â With a roll of his eyes, Perry flipped over Heinzâs shoulders and pushed his tophat down further, till it covered his eyes and put an end to his spew of puns. âAlright, alright, Iâm done! Yeesh, some just can't appreciate a good joke every so often! Curse you Perry the Platypus!â
While the smug platypus watched the other struggle wriggling the tight brim off of his head, Perry couldnât fight the silent chuckle any longer. Had his nemesis been able to lift the hat up he wouldâve seen the dopiest, most lovestruck smile that overtook his usual nonchalant neutral expression. However, instead the two stopped when the music came to a scratching halt and a voice spoke overhead.
âAlright Ladies, Gentlemen, and Everyone else in between! Itâs time to slooooww~ down a bit as we start wrapping this wicked New Yearâs party up! So grab a loved one and enjoy the next couple of tracks to start your year off right! Our first song has been highly requested, this goes out to all the couples whoâve been going through it, but are still preserving together! No matter the differences or trials their love is put through, but at the end of the day know it's all worth it for them!!â
Perry was the first to react as he looked up and noticed the lights dimmed to a softer purple and blue with magenta hues that reflected from the spinning disco ball above. From the speakers, a reverbed autotuned voice repeated the words in a language he had learned years ago while in the academy. Just hearing the first handful of lyrics before the beat picked up made the platypus grateful his fur covered his heated face.- I love you, I hate you, I love you, I hate you.
âUGH! Verdammt, dieser blöde Hut!â Perry glanced back to Heinz who gave up on taking off the tight hat. âGreat, now Iâm stuck annnnd⊠Perry the Platypus left..â his shoulders sank, âagain.. Fantastic, truly, just what I wanted! Ditched, in the middle of a slow-dancing crowd that I canât even see to get out! I can barely even hear the music. Is this French? What even are some of these lyrics, âBetter than alone, is to be in bad companyâ? Thatâs not even how the saying go-WOoAH!â
Amidst his blind rant, Heinzâs hand was grabbed and tugged to the ground which he hadnât expected leading to his knees quickly buckling under him. Thankfully, and to his surprise, a small frame caught his fall with short arms wrapping under his armpits.
âP-Perry the Platypus? Youâre still here, wh-what are you doing?â
He didnât get an answer, not even a chitter back; instead, Perry guided the otherâs neck down to help him out of this predicament. However, as the small mammal reached up to grab the tophatâs brim he hesitated as the lyrics before the chorus quietly repeated in his mind- Stay close to your dearest friends, but also even closer to your adversaries.
For a split second chestnut brown eyes trailed down to the thin line of Heinzâs lips and trailed up the sharp edges of his jawline. He hadnât missed the faintly darker shade that slowly rose up his high cheeks partially hidden under the cap. Perry looked straight ahead only to realize how close their nose and beak were. However, no matter how much Heinz complained about his nose constantly âbeing in the way,â the billed mammal merely saw it as another feature of the scientist that he could easily kii-ck⊠Kick! Nothing more!
After forgetting his thoughts, the agent gave the top hat a quick yet forceful tug which managed to at least free his face from the confines. Well, this was a bad idea on Perryâs end as the grown man looked down at him with wide eyes that matched the dark sky. The magenta-accented lights only made them shimmer like he held the stars in them, but to the other, he held the galaxy.- What kind of emotion, is it hatred, or pure sweetness when I hear your name?
âEr⊠Perry the Platypus, are you ok? You look like youâve either seen a ghost or considering punching me in the.. I havenât even done anything! Youâre the one holding me down here! A-Anyways, thanks for the help Iâll go ahead and get back up nn..-ooow!! Will you stop doing that!? I am not just some doll you can drag arounnn⊠what are you doing?â
Before Heinz made a move to start standing he was pulled back down by his nemesis who stared up at him with a narrow glare, but something seemed different. Perry didnât move, his eyes were locked onto his, but he seemed lost in thought. Was there something on his face? Maybe the hat left an awkward indentation across his face, his cheeks were definitely becoming warm from the blood circulating back up, that was all it was, surely! Raising a hand, Heinz went to rub the irritation from his face, but his palm was caught by a small paw.
Perry could do this, theyâve danced together numerous times! This couldnât be any different than every other time hes led them through it. The steps on how to dance with his nemesis came to his mind as he reached his right paw around Heinzâs waist. However, despite the closed distance when the platypus took the first step back, the hunched man didnât follow along. His knees barely had room to move forward comfortably, not to mention it seemed the other wasnât sure what was going on.This wasnât going to work, this was a stupid idea to begin with! It was like the song was taunting him at this point.- But my best enemy is you.. Flee from me, the worst is you and I.
A small irritated growl escaped from the agent as his shoulders dropped, but he didnât let go of the scientist in his small hold. He took one more glance up and down his face before sighing and pulled Heinz up from his knees.
âWh- You pulled me down to the ground just so you could help me back up!? You know Perry the Platypus, sometimes youâre a real mystery to even me..â
Perry could feel his eye twitch at his nemesisâs obliviousness, it truly was a blessing and a curse for the platypus. Quickly though he turned around while pulling his fedora down, the once mild warmth that started under his fur was making its way down his bill. Was it from frustration or the embarrassment? Honestly, Perry wasnât entirely sure himself. But the last lyrics of the song only hammered in how truly felt.- I hate you, I love you, I hate you, I love you..
Well thank you guys for reading this far! If youâve seen the next part of their comic then youâll know where this is gonna lead, but I just gotta work out the kinks and knots and stuff lmaooo!!!
Iâve been really wanting to find an excuse to write these two dancing and this is the closest imma get until I get to the ball scene in my Cinderella au, so this shall suffice!
Like always thank you guys for even reading this far and much love to all of you!!! Hope you guys enjoyed and uh⊠yeah.. đ€đđ
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