Nov 29, 2024
alex and franco: the cars are fucked. this is the worst team we’ve ever had to race for, i can’t believe-
logan sargeant with a popcorn bucket and an indycar test:
seen from Germany
seen from Italy
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Macao SAR China
seen from Italy
seen from Italy
seen from Russia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Uzbekistan
seen from Italy
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
alex and franco: the cars are fucked. this is the worst team we’ve ever had to race for, i can’t believe-
logan sargeant with a popcorn bucket and an indycar test:
lando: am i in trouble?
oscar: guess.
lando: no?
oscar: guess again.
charles: why are you strapping firecrackers to the back of your car
oscar: this one’s for logan
charles:
charles, visibly shaking: oh my god
Oscar: can i talk to you?
Logan, already crying: yeah sure
what the fuck did i just watch
max: yeah i don’t think charles is getting it
lando: what? what isn’t there to get?
charles, crying: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAX IS PREGNANT
when it’s all team orders this team orders that and the air starts to feel familiarly sour
lando’s strategy: i’ll do anything for these wins. i don’t care what it takes, i’m going to win this championship. team orders. pole positions. dangerous driving. i will sacrifice everything.
max’s strategy: