Mar 20
RELINQUISH ALL YOUR SHINIES TO HIM
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RELINQUISH ALL YOUR SHINIES TO HIM
feeling cool and normal about mttbl Zane being so pretty people think he’s a girl. normal thoughts occuring
i waited almost a decade for this...
if you know me decently (and if you don't no worries) YOU HAVE SEEN ME TALK ABOUT THIS DAMN CRAB. YOU HAVE SEEN ME BEGGING FOR HIM TO TURN HUMAN IN ANY POSSIBLE WAY. I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE SEASON ONE. and finally. here he is. so here is a zane i drew the day the episode came out!!! i will probably draw him again because :] i like him. and his pretty hair 🩷
and so does emma!
YAY!!! more to come. of the crab but also of her. and the two of them. yeah. he was a human 1 second and i went FINALLY and got to work
THE NEW MERMAID TALES MERCH DROP IS UP!!!
there's a bag + keychain charm bundle, a desk mat of aaron's map in two sizes, and.
THE CRAB
as you can imagine this took me a minute to post because i had to buy the crab first
there's also [deep breath] a vault drop in 6 days, a wondercon drop in 24 days, an aphmauverse drop in 28 days, and ANOTHER mermaid tales drop in 35 days!!!
laurance is not in this mermaid tales short, but i did think it was fun and we should all sit and giggle together
CURSES ARE FOR PIRATES! [Ep.3]
captainnnnn, zvahlne is tallying up all the swears again...
welcome to the swear-tistics for episode three of mermaid tales!! a lot happened in the episode, but as our shortest episode yet, it also had the lowest swear count... keeping that in mind, let's get to our numbers! first up, our favorite swears of the episode:
in first place, hell: there were 7 hells in this episode, same as last episode! i think it's worth mentioning that 5 of those were used in a "what (in) the hell" 😭😭 we are CONFUSED
in second place, breaking its winning streak, damn: there were only 4 damns this episode, all part of at least a goddamn, and 1 was part of a goddamnit!
in third place, ass: there were a humble 2 asses in this episode! their names are aaron and zane ❤️🩷
our runner-up this episode is shit, with 1 use!
before we get to our swear champion, an honorary mention to my beautiful HUGE FUCKING BEES!!!