#mtg joke

[twoferretsonakeyboard]

I was frantically rushing to get this edit done before i saw someone else do it so here it is... Fresh off the presses.

Ignite the Bacon

[murmuringmystic]

The Magic Colors clean up

Green: I found this journal full of names under the couch cushion. It just says "Vengeance" on the cover. Black, I assume it's yours?

Black: That's not mine.

Green: We get it, you hold grudges. No need to lie to us.

Blue: No, I recognize that handwriting. It's not Black's.

Green: Then whose is it?

White: Oh, you found my journal! I've been looking all over for that!

Green: Wait, that's yours? But you're so...

White: I always keep track of those I need to pay back.

Blue: Like, with money?

White: No, with PAIN.

Red: I... I've never been more attracted to you.

Black: Same???

[murmuringmystic]

The Magic Colors get cooking

White: Okay, whose turn is it to cook this week?

Green: Please don't be Black.

Black: What's wrong with getting takeout?

Green: Every night?

Blue: Don't worry, Red and I are up.

Red: Blue found some recipes or whatever. I don't care what it is, I'm gonna use my new spice blend in it!

White: What's it called?

Red: Five-Spice Death Fire Chili Mix.

Blue: The recipe is nice and all, but I found tons of places to improve it! We're gonna get experimental tonight!

Green: Experimental...

Black: Fire Death Spice...

White: Didn't we have to call the fire department the last time Blue and Red cooked together?

Black: So...

Black: Takeout?

Green and White: Yes please.

[lucid-screaming-goblin-tesque]

Work is a social construct .

Constructs are artifacts.

I need one more manna to cast ' appetite for the unnatural'™️

[professionalcat]

Made something cool, but lol my upload speed is glacial...

Youtube, why won’t you just accept my offering of a shitty mtg joke video? It isn’t even a minute long. I might just share it tomorrow at this rate.

[thelettervi-ttv]

Sure, you may have 10 devotion to black... But my devotion to Niji is infinite. nijicookies

[llcuddledownll]

Somebody please keep me away from this site.

[win-mill-blog]

What is this I don't even