「ガーデン・オブ・アヴァロン」

Just two ferrrets on a keyboard, nothing to see here. TwoFerrets#7735 on discord Icon by @tophfei on twitter

[anglaised]

its ok to be skinny

no it isnt everybody get fat

[memorys-skyscraper]

Visit Original Link

going through the new voice lines added for mahjong and graha's are the most unhinged by far

[pobblebonked]

ribombee moment!

(belated birthday gift for my friend)

[krimhue]

Rat researcher

[girlsnoutenthusiast]

petting her

petting her

[ashendreamer]

four warriors of light (and alphinaud) play a friendly game of cutthroat kitchen

[idoodlerz]

Caenis from FGO commission and sketches!

[idoodlerz]

Caenis from FGO commission and sketches!

[mominokinoshita-deactivated2025]

オデュッセウスとカイニス

オデュのマイルームボイス最高過ぎる

[allosaurusfragilis]

[datamogging]

"Data, in your interactions with 21st century internet culture, have you discovered a way to improve the warp drive?"

"I have, sir. It involves synthesizing a new form of dilithium crystals into a new lattice structure. However, it will require the aid of an individual from that period whose history and research procedures may be considered 'unorthodox' by Starfleet standards."

"How 'unorthodox' exactly, data?"

"...So let me get this straight. After all of the manipulation, back-stabbing, and other horrible things you've accused me of over these past few months, you just think you can waltz on back here and ask for my help?"

"Mr. White, you said it yourself when we first met. 'We need to cook...'"

"...bitch."

[datamogging]

Jesse...how did you become so knowledgeable about developing crystal meth? The lattice structure must be hundreds of times denser than anything I've ever seen us make before. We're getting to levels of supersaturation that I didn't think were theoretically possible.

That is an astute observation, Mr. White. In actuality, the crystal lattice grows on the basis of a Dilithium framework, a sub-element of Lithium. This allows the amphetamine to become supersaturated on a scale of several orders of magnitude, usually ranging between 10^22 to 10^26 concentrations.

What... what the fuck are you talking about, Jesse? Dilithium crystal lattices? Supersaturation calculations?... you're not Jesse, are you? What have you done with my partner?

You are correct, Mr. White. The truth is that this is all an illusion. You and everyone you know have been dead for over three hundred years. Given your understanding of methamphetamine compounds and their effects, we have recreated you in a holographic chamber to utilize your expertise in developing new crystal variants to power our starship's engines. In your era's nomenclature, dilithiun crystals are a crank so potent that it literally distorts space-time to make faster than light travel possible.

So what you're saying is, you resurrected me in the 24th century... to manufacture super meth... that your ship runs on...? That after being dead for centuries, my only reason for existing is to make "space crank?!"

...that is correct.

[minnuu]

[longsean22]

Pumpkynroc

It’s Halloweens. Enjoy some of the best bois of the Pokemon world as random pictures of wolves eating pumpkins.

[theempathogen]

[asswatthama]

@twoferretsonakeyboard

[squeakitties]

commission for a twitter client!

[twoferretsonakeyboard]

thank you tammy!!!! 

[la-laborista-republiko]

I just want my friends to be okay

[la-laborista-republiko]

Highfalutin revolutionary theory and political economy is great and all, but at the end of the day that’s all this is really about:  My friends are hurting and I just want us to be okay because I love them so much

[la-laborista-republiko]

I just need you to stay alive for a little bit longer and I promise we’re going to build a world that’s worth living in, but only if we can do it together.

[catchymemes]

[i-put-the-bi-in-biohazard]

WHAT THE FUCK. THIS IS SO FUNNY. I CANNOT FKKSKD