#mtg shitposting

[big-bi-rakdos]

"Pim I don't - I don't really know if we're gonna be able to help him, man. He's like completely warped reality, and I think he made his wife a cop dude. Why dont we cut our losses and just GET out of here?"

[iwriterobots]

If you didn't hear, Solemm Simulacrum (AKA Sad Robot) has been unfortunately eviscerated as of Modern Horizons 3. Please join me in drawing a card during this moment of silence, per the death trigger of our dearly departed. Truly, we are the Solemn ones now.

[its-just-arti]

Attention: The Magnetic Snuffler. The Snuffler is here, it is going to Snuffle, and it's going to Snuffle Magnetically. Be prepared for Magnetic Snuffling. You will be Snuffled, and Magnetism will be involved. Magnetic Snuffler.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcards]

[hazadi]

[sand-and-space]

[ashensamurai]

I've come to make an announcement.

Shadow the Hedgehog's a filthy control player, he destroyed my commander's wife. That's right, he took his Feed the Swarm out and he destroyed my Halana, Kessig Ranger, and he said his removal portfolio was this good, and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my tumblr dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a bad removal portfolio. It's as bad as Wood Elemental except WAY worse. And guess what? Here's what my removal portfolio looks like.

That's right, baby. All creatures, no life loss, no enchantments, look at that, it looks like two generic and an izzet. He removed Halana, so guess what, I'm gonna remove the board. That's right, this is what you get: my SUPER IZZET BOARD WIPE! Except I'm not gonna remove the board, I'm REMOVING THE PLAYERS! How do you like that, Obama?! I won the game, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the non-deterministic C O M B O actually wins the game, now get out of my sight before I remove your commander too!

[heretic-cathar]

had to make a magic one. no i don’t take constructive criticism