#mtg silver bordered

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Anybody else wondering when we’re going to see the silver-bordered planeswalker and the mythic rare vanilla creature?

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Friendly reminder that Triple Strike and Squirrellink are now valid keyword options for Modular Monstrosity. 

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Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. (Source) 

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Keep her away from my precious Vigor!! 

(But she is invited over for Thanksgiving, because GOOD GRAVY!) 

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Obviously the local thrift store has seen this chair donated more than a few times...

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Cranking is just the beginning...

...just wait until you see what the rest of the Unstable cards make you do!

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A few results I stumbled upon through the Jumblemorph... 

Ninja Stegosaurus - You’ll never see her coming, but you can’t miss her leaving 

Humming-Engine - Ahhh, listen to that engine hum... 

Half-Orc, Half-Pony - Whatever you do, don’t call him a “porcy” 

Robo-Beaver - It’s pretty dam efficient 

Half-Kitten, Half-Kitten - ALL adorable 

Half-Shark, Half-Rat - Somebody hide the Kitten-Kitten! 

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph - I wonder what his policy is on combining assignments? 

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I was in a conference room at work when I first saw these, and I honestly couldn’t stop myself from laughing out loud. 

The flavor text on Sacrifice Play is particularly brilliant! 

And for anyone who may be wondering, the art in Really Epic Punch is a throwback to these two great cards from alternate Tarkir timelines: 

(And the flavor text for Really Epic Punch is a Yogi Bear reference) 

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Tagging @bace-jeleren because, well... BEES!! (And in the G/W faction no less)