What would Dethklok smell like?
My headcannons, from worst to best smelling:
Murderface: He smells kind of bad. He definitely uses 3-in-1. He only properly washes his ass and balls every other time. Or less. He doesn't wear cologne, because that's fucking gay. He will spray on axe when he feels like it. He might swipe some of Toki, Pickles, or Charles's cologne (when they're not looking) if he really wants to impress Skwisgaar's mother or another fine lady. Otherwise, it's a 50/50 chance that he might stink with body odor and booze.
Nathan: He doesn't have a remarkable scent. He uses deodorant, he has a separate shampoo and body wash, and on particularly active days, he might spray himself with one of the pricier Axe sprays. Every now and again, he'll catch himself lacking in his hygiene, and only decides to fix it half of the time. Sometimes he smells like the chips he's been eating or kind of like sweat.
Pickles: He sprays himself with cologne when he feels its necessary, or if he's looking to impress somebody, but typically deodorant and regular showers keep him smelling neutral. Depending on when you catch him, he might just reek of alcohol, smoke, marijuana, or crack. He can afford to keep a decent hair routine, so his hair typically smells pretty nice when it isn't covered by the drug scents.
Toki: He'd smell neutral, except for a light dusting of cologne or unisex perfume. He uses deodorant when he remembers, and showers regularly. He does use 3-in-1, though. He doesn't really need much else. Overall, he's pretty average and nothing notable scent-wise. He may smell like fruity candy if he's been snacking on them.
Charles: He smells good. Like a typical cologne. Nothing crazy, but nothing cheap. His clothes are always washed. He doesn't use 3-in-1. He applies deodorant when necessary and keeps relatively good hygiene.
Skwisgaar: He'd spritz a slightly-excessive amount of expensive perfume over himself, either unisex or marketed towards women. It would be something floral but certainly not too sweet. He would not use 3-in-1 or body spray. He wouldn't admit this publicly. If asked what he uses, he would probably just tell you cologne and soap – but if he considers you close, he might not hide his beauty products when you're around. Either way, it'd be very unlikely to catch him smelling bad.
