#mtmte comet

[pleasantspark]

Swerve, we both can't exist, I'm going to become half of you.

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Comet: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Rung: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Comet, already taking off his armour: God, Rung, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Comet: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Rung: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Comet: Seize the dick.

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Comet: Do you think I’m ugly?

Rung: It’s not about looks, Comet. What’s valuable is on the inside...

Comet: Rung...

Rung: For example, someone's spark.

Comet: Aw... Stop it-

Rung: It could be purchased for more than a million shainx, you know.

Comet: Seriously, stop.

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Rodimus: Can I have your number?

Comet, visible texting: I don't have a phone.

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Comet: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Rung: Nope, there's 26.

Comet: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Rung: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Comet: You'll get the D later ;).

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SG!Rung: Did you like the food I made?

SG!Comet: No, not really.

SG!Rung: But I put my heart and soul into it!

SG!Comet: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

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Comet: I want to kiss you.

Rung, not paying attention: What?

Comet: I said if you die, I won't miss you.