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@incorrectmtmtequotes
Rodimus: If you had 10 cups of Energex and I take 2 how many cups do you have? Whirl: 10. Rodimus: What if I force you? Whirl: Still 10. Rodimus: What if I steal them? Whirl: 10 and a dead body. Rodimus: ...This is why you have no partner.
IM BACK I FUCKING THOUGHT I LOST THE PASS AND EMAIL TO THIS ACCOUNT :SOB:
Whirl, to the crew: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
Whirl: I'm not doing to well.
Rung: What's wrong?
Whirl: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Cyclonus enters the room*
Whirl: There it is again.
Comet: Do you think I’m ugly?
Rung: It’s not about looks, Comet. What’s valuable is on the inside...
Comet: Rung...
Rung: For example, someone's spark.
Comet: Aw... Stop it-
Rung: It could be purchased for more than a million shainx, you know.
Comet: Seriously, stop.
Rodimus: Can I have your number?
Comet, visible texting: I don't have a phone.
Comet: I want to kiss you.
Rung, not paying attention: What?
Comet: I said if you die, I won't miss you.
Whirl: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
Rung: You are an absolute fucking dork.
Comet, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Rung: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.
Cyclonus: Why is Tailgate crying?
Rewind: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Tailgate: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Cyclonus: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Tailgate: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Cyclonus: NO, NOT THAT!
Rung, sweating: Comet, there’s something I need to ask you-
Comet: Finally! You’re proposing!
Rung: How’d you know?
Comet: Rung, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Comet: I even picked it up once.
Bumblebee: Wow, did you hear that voice crack?
Prowl: That wasn't a voice crack, that was a whole voice meth.
Comet: Rung is playing hard to get.
Comet: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Tailgate: How does one turn their emotions off?
Rewind: Okay, so first go to settings.
Rewind: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.
Tailgate: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?
Skids: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Rung: You left me, Ten, and Tailgate in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Skids: I did that on purpose, try again.
Comet: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Rung: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Comet, already taking off his armour: God, Rung, you’re so fucking stupid.
Prowl: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?
Tailgate: I thought the animals might be lonely.