#muahahahahaaaaa

[gregorette1982]

Reasons to love the SCA: They are letting me teach a class on why Braveheart is awful. 

[empyreandarkling]

Jerry/charley solace

He couldn’t remember how long he’d been stuck in this room, the white walls blurring together until time was a thing he once knew but could no longer place, and what was left of his life dissolved from hours, minutes and seconds into sour notes of loneliness that could only be quenched by one person, if he even counted as such.

Jerry would sit with him for… well, he didn’t know how long really, but his company was no longer the detested thing it had been before everything became white. Instead of throwing the food Jerry provided back into his face, Charley accepted it gratefully, and when Jerry gifted him personal stories about the very long life he had led, Charley reciprocated with the few paltry offerings his short years had given him, relishing those secret little smiles he used to loathe, and even if it was only feet between them, when Jerry sat against the opposite wall, Charley felt that distance like a gulf.

That was probably why, in a moment of madness, he had reached up as Jerry turned to the door, catching his arm in a weak grip that would have done nothing to stop him if Jerry hadn’t frozen at the touch, but Charley was desperate, terrified at the prospect of another forever with nothing but white until he came back.

“Wait,” And when Jerry turned, dark eyes soaking up the sight of the thin pale fingers wrapped around his wrist, Charley tightened his grip until he could see the hunger written plainly on Jerry’s face, “Please don’t go.”

[gotgconspirator]

I just realized that, as a writer, I can make my character(s) so unique and wild that no directer will ever possibly be able to cast an actor in the role, thereby making hundreds of people really salty and cranky from the horribly inaccurate movie.

[katiemcgrath]

I laugh so hard over here, Sam. I seriously do. Your poem comes up on my dash quite often and I read those tags and I laugh so hard. Why are people surprised?

[shardain]

YOU WILL ALL WONDER WITH ME

[helenwillyougotopromwithme]

My friend asked me what I wanted for my birthday today

And I told her to figure it out herself... but now I keep thinking of all these great things she should get me and I'm not going to tell her any of them to torture her :)

[naotomadness-blog]

I was thinking about my last tumblr "interactions" with my followers and people I follow, and I got to the point when I said:

I've been stalking talking mostly with jeffrey-the-sex-king-dahme, glad that is not ilegal hihihihihi >:3

[sassy-unicorn-mermaid]

*What Is Love By Haddaway playing*

Me: What is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me, no more.

Sean: Replace "hurt" with "scare".