Can I just say: I’ve been scrolling through your page for the last couple of days (to feed this Dylan thirst that’s creeped up again) and I’ve been getting my LIFE. Thank you and your anons for the entertainment. Haha
*holds open the dumpster lid*
Dylan's got his hooks in you, does he? Welcome (back) to hell 😈. Climb on in, plenty of juice in the bottom of this baby for everyone. Heh heh heh. What's worse this time around? You found me...
No, but in all seriousness? This is such an awesome little ask to get. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy in my tummy. We aim to entertain around here, that's for sure ;)
Anons and askers, do you see this? You're being complimented!!! Sometimes I try to figure out how we got where we are as a community, and I can't really pinpoint it. One day I woke up, and the load anon army was just on my doorstep... horny.
I love it though, and I'm grateful every day for the support of the people of follow my ridiculous content, and for the hilarious anons, and for flattering lovelies like you. I feel entirely unworthy of it most of the time, but I appreciate it all the same.
Much love, and I hope you continue to have a blast here!
Trashy xoxo









