Nov 13, 2020
I love how my local zoo has learned nothing from us.
If it’s fluffy we are going to touch it. It’s in our dumbass redneck nature. The electric fences and bar wire aren’t to keep the animals in, it’s to keep our asses out. You know how many of us know how to lock pick in this city? Myself included. Now I have knowledge I can give forbidden scritches.......
Take for instance when the bears were hanging out in the trees....OUTSIDE their enclosure and half the city went: “Oh look bears! Selfie from a distance because Wild Kratts on PBS taught us not to be too close to nature! If I get mauled to death, Jim, tell the paramedics I’m O- and tell my family to suck it because I got to pet a bear!