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Never trust the mailman entity

Prompt #30

A: Is there something you’d like to say to me?

B: No, but there’s something I’d like to do to you.

Rumple: hah!

Hook: oh look

Hook: I've been impaled

Hook: whatever shall I do

Rumple:

Rumple: well you COULD use the fact that my weapon is stuck in you

Rumple: and I am thus totally defenseless

Rumple: to cut my head off

Rumple: or my hand

Rumple: or just like scratch me a little with your magical blade of unhealable doom

Hook:

Hook: hahaha yeah I'm not gonna do that

Hook: instead I'll scratch you with my hook and throw you to the floor!

Hook: how do you like THAT

Rumple:

Hook:

Rumple: you're not even trying are you

Hook: SHUT UP I AM A SUPER SCARY EVIL DARK ONE

Rumple:

Rumple: are you though?

Hook: LALALALA SUPER SCARY EVIL GONNA KILL YOU GONNA KILL EVERYONE LALALALAAAAAAA

disastergeek replied to your post: “I had a long day. And it’s gonna be a long two weeks. I’m so tired.”:

Hang in there. It will eventually end.

Is that a threat on my life

"Your name isn't a superhero name! Why did mom go out with you?"

ANONYMOUSLY PRETEND TO BE MY MUSE'S KID AND ASK THEM SOMETHING

" ... 'cause I'm a one in'a million catch with'a great ass'n a kick ass personality t'boot?"

"--argue with't 'n y'er ass 's gettin' disowned."

#much threat