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Once, my dad & 13 year old sister were locked out of his house (which was my great grandma’s & hadnt been redecorated at all since the 60s) cuz he forgot the keys, so he broke a window & told her to climb through the hole to get inside & open the door. And she cut her stomach in the process.
And if that doesn’t sound like an episode of It’s Always Sunny, idk what does
My cousin: "Hey, remind me when I get pregnant to smack my belly to see if it makes noise."
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me: hey mom, can we get a dog?
mom: why would you need that? we already have 4
Today has been a weird day.
"Your name isn't a superhero name! Why did mom go out with you?"
ANONYMOUSLY PRETEND TO BE MY MUSE'S KID AND ASK THEM SOMETHING
" ... 'cause I'm a one in'a million catch with'a great ass'n a kick ass personality t'boot?"
"--argue with't 'n y'er ass 's gettin' disowned."
