That a straight person conceived me, I thank them; that a straight person brought me up, I likewise give them most humble thanks; but that I will have a recheat winded in my forehead, or hang my bugle in an invisible baldric, all straight people shall pardon me. But I will not do them the wrong to mistrust any, I will do myself the right to trust none. And the fine is — for the which I may go the finer — I will click 'show no heterosexual people my profile'.
Benedick, Act I, Scene I












