#muddleskrump

[crowned-with-wisdom]

PRINCYESS ALWAYS SEEMED CONFUSED WHEN STARTED MUDDLESKRUMP STARTED AS THERYPISST. MUDDLESKRUMP CURIOUS. WHY?

"I very much owe you an apology. For when you offered your services, I did not expect the bright Bokoblin standing before me now."

"I suppose this is because I was taught certain things when it came to those of you and your kin. Narrow uneducated views and I am ashamed to admit it. Though this is perhaps the first time that I have been able to be around your people and there not be any aggression between us."

[crowned-with-wisdom]

MUDDLESKRUMP BACK, MUDDLESKRUMP HAD TO AVOID STABBY LADY. STABBY LADY ALWAYS GIVE MUDDLESKRUMP LOOK LIKE MOBLIN GIVE MINIBLIN BEFORE THROW. MUDDLESKRUMP CURIOUS HOW PRINCYESS IS, HAVE BEEN IMPROVEMENTS?

"I am having my ups and downs like everyone else, but there have been more ups lately if that is what you are asking."

[crowned-with-wisdom]

WITHOUT MUDDLESKRUMP ARMY THROW BOKOBLINS MORE. MUDDLESKRUMP DO NOT WANT TO BE THROWN, MUDDLESKRUMP WANT EAT MORE QUILLS AND BE THERY PISS. MUDDLESKRUMP STILL SUGGEST PRINCYESS RELAX, TAKE THINGS AT COME AND BE IN COMPANY OF PEOPLES THAT CARE. STABBY MOM WOULD FIGHT GOD FOR PRINCYESS. PROBABLY GOOD PLACE TO START, BUT STABY MOM ALSO HAVE OWN BIASES. NOBODY PERFECT SOURCE OF ADVICE EXCEPT MUDDLESKRUMP.

“You will be pleased to know I have taken the time to attempt to relax, though that has brought on its own set of anxieties. But I suppose that is something I need to work on and added job security for you.” I chuckle. “Do not worry Muddleskrump your position is invaluable to the troops. I am sure you shall be a therapist for many years to come.”

[crowned-with-wisdom]

MUDDLESKRUMP GOOD THERA-PIST MAKE MANY NOTE. QUILL JUST VERY TASTY. MUDDLESKRUMP SUGGEST YOU CONFRONT THAT WHICH HOLDS YOU BACK IN SAFE MANNER, WITH SOMEONE WHO CARE. MAYBE PRINCYESSES STABBY MOM? TALK TO STABBY MOM, ASK HER ABOUT THING, TAKE COUNCIL, BUT DO NOT LEAVE BEHOLDEN TO IT. YOU ARE OWN PERSON WITH OWN THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS BUT THIS NOT MEAN YOU ARE ALONE. EVEN BIGGEST MOBLIN ONLY AS STRONG AS THE HORDE AROUND THEM.

“Stabby Mom?” It takes me a moment to realize you are speaking of Impa. From there, I cannot help myself. I double over in laughter for a good minute, before I can stop myself. “Yes, my bokoblin friend.”I smile, wiping tears from my eyes. “As always, your boisterous advice is sound. What would the Dark Lord’s armies do without you?”

[crowned-with-wisdom]

Seems like a lot of issues are coming up with your dad, have you ever thought of seeking therapy or is that something your pseudo... renaissance? era doesn't have as a profession? I don't know when it became one in my world.

"... yes there are therapists in Hyrule. Currently, I am working with the only option I have to me. Though Muddleskrump is not exactly the best at his job. The Dark Lord's army swears by this bokoblin though." I chuckle softly. "Though he seems to eat his quills more than take notes."