#muffin rambles

[choppedflowermuffinchild]

in eternal pain trying not to put Iron Lung on my irl’s blog

[choppedflowermuffinchild]

apparently Sydney doesn’t have an eye now so thinking about Sydney with fun fake eyes like with stars or flowers or something I think he’d like it

also Sydney the headmate says he’d do that and I think he’d know

[choppedflowermuffinchild]

HATE bloodymary. by which I mean it makes me so insane it takes me back to the dark days (middle school hamilton phase. it was so bad please someone save me)

[choppedflowermuffinchild]

everyone stop making out with the cylons challenge level impossible

[muffinmaster4life]

when the f/o has ONE (1) good x reader fic and its hate sex with no aftercare or feelings or a fucking kiss

[choppedflowermuffinchild]

Intro timee

Had this account for like...four years and never made an intro... Hi y'all!!!

I'm Bee, the host of the Muffin Batch, and this is our main blog, welcome all :)

we are plural, and bodily a minor. We don't text post too much, mostly jsut reblog stuff. Also be aware that a lot of the times our posts may not be tagged!! So be warned if you have filtered tags

No DNI, but we block at will so be aware

Other blogs:

@afewmuffins-short-of-a-dozen plural blog for plural things :)

@thegirlintherainbowbuckethat spare blog (intro post super out of date)(please don’t look here)

I also have some rp blogs but they arent importanttttt

have a nice day yall :D

[choppedflowermuffinchild]

my mom keeps misgendering Murderbot 😭

Every so often she corrects herself but come onnnnn it’s not a mannnnn

[choppedflowermuffinchild]

how to tell someone you like them without scaring them out of the already developing friendship no glue no borax