First Mama Drama™ and now with Daddy issues!

She/They (24) (White) Just a bisexual nonbinary girl enjoyin the trash on my dash. My art blog is @bakerymanslaughter if y'all are interested.

[vyl3tpwny]

here's numel

[dapper-lil-arts]

The single human in hometown out here with their dms blowing up. send help

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[moonsandloons]

Black people who have any form of hair at all deserve 1 million dollars.

[blackfemmecharacterdependency]

[lamiafemme]

“I love fat bitches” mfs when you actually like fat women with arm fat and double chins and not a woman with big boobs and fat ass with no waist:

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[merrymorningofmay]

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else

[b1rd1e]

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

[were--ralph]

Lesbians

[were--ralph]

clap for lesbians

[p-paradoxa]

[084392]

fuck.

[punkitt-is-here]

just found out that one of susies easter egg haircuts in one of the fights gives her locs we win again let's fucking goooooo

[punkitt-is-here]

i am delighted that we are all so excited for black susie

[worst-roommates-ever]

[beardedmrbean]

[unfriendlymoth]

[dualcasterjay]

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

[grrlterrier]

One of my favourite customer interactions

[as-if-and-only-if]

you serve the drink, they take a sip. it ticks down to 98% and they whisper “oh thank god”

[our-queer-experience]

[spiderh0rse]

giggling at maxwell. "forgive me if i don't get up." i KNOW he has had that thought dozens of times over the course of several years and has been waiting for an opportunity to whip it out in conversation