Random Hogwarts Headcanons
Imagine a Muggleborn Slytherin and Hufflepuff running an underground business of muggle snacks during OWLs and NEWTs. With everyone stress-eating, they would thrive. No teacher would know, even if they did, they would stay quiet cause those snacks are the bomb.
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Imagine a tech-savvy first year being told that technology doesn’t work in the castle and them calling BS. They rework their phone and laptop with a little bit of magic and tweaking and they succeed in breaking the system. Every single half-blood and muggleborn begging them to do it too. By the end of the year, they got enough money to pay for two years of Hogwarts education.
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Imagine a random group of 5th years getting into P!ATD and one of them starts to sing in the Great Hall. A few students join them and after a few moments they start belting out “Emperor’s New Clothes” and the purebloods are so confused. What’s this about being dressed up and naked? Is this a muggle cult thing? Honey, it’s called being in a fandom.
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Imagine a second year reading Percy Jackson and The Heroes of Olympus and the older years hearing about it. Imagine the conversation
Older Student: The gods having children is so fucking stupid
Other Student: Brian, we’re literally weirdos waving around sticks and yelling incantations
Older Student:
Other Student:
Older Student:
Older Student: You know what
Other Student: What?
Older Student: You’re right but fuck you
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Imagine a sixth year that specializes in potions and homosexual tendencies combined ingredients that make multiple colors to make a pride flag June Pride. They apparently made a cheaper Felix Felicis.
Snape: What is this?
Student: A pride potion
Snape: And what is that?
Student: I made a confidence increaser and added food coloring to make the colors
Snape: You’re wasting ingredients
Student: It’s for the aesthetic
Student: You professors know all about that
Student: Making us use quills and parchment all the time instead of pens and notebooks
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Imagine a select few of the houses camp at the edge of the forbidden forest and dancing “Soldier, Poet, King” and other viking beat songs every other end of the month. The others clapping and chanting at the pair nailing the song. The wholesome campfire energy and the house prejudice disappearing with them?
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Just
wholesome Hogwarts headcanons
