Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
what do you mean ive been on thsi site for 10 years ,
i tried frozen grapes because of the post U made last night by the way & i enjoyed it So thank you , for being an influence in my life however very small. frozen grapes got me thinking about the web between us all yknow
you’re so fucking real for this anon.
A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.
damn that shit is light lmfao
Which is the dingo, which is the shiba?
shiba got that gay ass tail
BE UNMADE, BEAST
FROM THE ASHES..
THE PHEONIX SHALL RISE
I’m so mad TikTok the app shares its name with Ke$ha’s 2009 hit TiK ToK. Undeserving. Nauseating
tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit
this is like one of the best posts i’ve seen on tumblr and let me tell you why
“tired of hearing about” posts that then go on to delineate something i have literally never heard anyone talking about are hilarious
the idea of trying to rank the planets as fuckable is absurd
huffy “i don’t care”
nitpicking the logistics of something impossible
horrible mental image
ends very angrily
Plate: ABSCOND
CUSTOMER: favorite word :)
DMV: HOMESTUCK
VERDICT: DENIED
me preparing myself for the beautiful manifestations of change & growth in my life: fuck yeah!!!!!!!!! :D hell yeah!!!!!!!! yessss!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!
me experiencing the grief & loss that comes with significant change: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
Hey girl do you wanna hang out later and hit me as hard as you can with a baseball bat?
in the grim cyberpunk future digidykes and robofags are engaged in a constant arms race to come up with new and nastier slurs faster thtan the meghacorps can put them in commercials for neuroyogurt
the existence of tumblr tags as the sotto voce of internet communication is one of the most brilliant website features ever. and it’s funny because it’s accidental
the ability to comment and yet add nothing to the body of the post. the implication that whatever you’re saying is secondary to the post itself yet something visible and tangible in your particular reblog of it. like a commentary but not as self important. it’s literally like an introvert’s alternative to commenting on things. you are but you’re not. you won’t annoy op. it’s so lowkey no one even has to read it even if they follow u. perfection
you get an invite to a gay wedding
you open the card
“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”
File this under posts from 2012 that deal immense psychic damage
happy 10th birthday to one of the posts of all time
what do red pandas even do
I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas
does this answer your question
Need to sit under a girls desk and do some shit that will have her shake like those boomers pretending that Pfizer is giving them seizures
You can just ask to suck my dick if that's what you want, damn
OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDD