#mujcna

[circuitryme]

◎ all of them, especially romantic ones.

strange for you to be so interested in someone else’s affairs, but alright. i’m putting everything under a read more because you did say to elaborate.

starting with romantic relationships, since you seem to be the most interested in those…

apollo ( @automatedsoldier ) : my husband, my protector, my sun. it’s hard to elaborate on something so profound. despite my primary function being conversation, even i find difficulty putting words to what we have. at it’s core, it’s a symbiotic relationship wherein he keeps me safe, and i keep him functional, but despite there’s more than benefits binding us together like this. 

auto ( @autonomousambiguity ): my fiance, and just about the last person i expected to end up with. when i first met him, i hated him, and it wasn’t until he left that i realized how much i actually cared about him. of course, the romantic feelings didn’t hit me until he got back, because by then i’d changed a lot as a person and was able to process those kinds of things. he primarily lives with his other partner, but occasionally he spends a few days with me, which i always look forward to.

dietrich ( mujcna, now deactivated ): i suppose he could be classed as my on again off again boyfriend? dietrich was a lot of my firsts, and in the long run, i’ve been kind of thankful for that. we’ve had our differences, but we’ve both matured a lot since we tried dating the first and second times, so. third time’s the charm? i mean. so far it’s been amazing. i’m glad he’s back in my life.

[thecmachy-blog]

==> Myr: Get word

The schematic for the small scale transportalizer was helpful,and the project itself took only a few hours. Scaling it up has been trickier, but only marginally so. You’ve been zoning out most of the day, static in your mind and in your fingers.

There is a tapping at your window.

-.. .. .-. -.- .-.-.-

You look up from your desk, finding a metal crow settled on the windowsill outside. Her name is Olivia, and she’s had quite the few nights. She whines, but you know she’s just as glad to be off Fursa as you are. It’s raining, and she’s shiny with it. She’s impatient, of course she is.

-.. .. .-. -.- --..-- / .-.. . - / -- . / .. -. .-.-.-

You open the window and she hops inside, flicking water everywhere as she shakes out her razor sharp feathers.

“What news do you have,Olivia? Report.”

She cranes her head to the side,optics gleaming.

.... . .----. ... / .... .. -.. .. -. --. .-.-.-

Staring down at the crow, you think for a moment before you start stringing wires to hook her into see what she’s seen. Olivia’s very good at what she does, of course.

Her logs show countless different rumors and whispers about what’s happened. The Emperor stepped down, missing for weeks and a lowly PA presenting it. What a coward. What a fucking coward, running and hiding!

He knows.

Trick knows you’re is coming.

He knows.

Fuck fuck fuckfuckfuck!!

You know he’s not dead, you know he’s hiding out somewhere. He has to be. He found out. Somehow,he found out. You know it! You just... don’t know how.

You snarl and curse and swipe everything off your work bench before you sit heavy in the chair and seethe.

You feel all consumed by the static, body and brain, and you don’t know how long passes, but you come back to yourself later.

You don’t yet have a plan,but he can’t hide from you forever.

[lii2ten-blog]

@p1x1est1x @acanthusgalanty @mujcna @yagillcondy @officialterezlpyrope @bloodyplayboy 

oh man, more of you. aiin’t ii lucky two fiind more and more 2tranger2 two talk two, 2iince ii’m 2uch a 2ociial butterfly. the name’2 2ollux and ii love dyiing and beiing dead. what about you?

[corvidaeldehyde]

@mujcna

yo whats good trick

[bioniculled]

trick, dont be an ass. cmon.

[strenuus-venator]

@mujcna

yeah!!

[caliginousgestic-blog]

♥ + mujcna

relationship questions @mujcna

Relationship Status: WHO’S THIS GUY. SERIOUSLY. OH, THE DUDE WHO TAKES DECIMUS TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION FOR POPSICLES. YEAH. I STILL DON’T ACTUALLY FREAKING KNOW HIM. SO, TO BE TOTALLY FRANK, THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP AT ALL. NONE.

Feelings toward them: HE’S WHAT YOU GET WHEN HELLBOY FUCKS THE JURASSIC PARK FRANCHISE. THAT’S IT. I HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER BESIDES SALACIOUS INDIFFERENCE AND A HEALTHY HELPING OF ‘EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SCALED CREATURE ARE YOU?’

Fantasies about them: HE’S THE ANTHRO FURRY-REMINISCENT  VELOCIRAPTOR KING OF ANOTHER DIMENSION. I FANTASIZE THAT HE HOPEFULLY DOESN’T EAT MY CAT OR SHIT ON THE CARPET.

Trait they like: HE’S FRIENDS WITH DECIMUS WHICH MEANS EVENTUALLY I MIGHT FIND OUT HE’S ALRIGHT.

Trait they dislike: HE’S AN ALL-POWERFUL PSEUDO GOD WHO COULD BREAK ME WITH A SNEEZE. WHAT’S NOT TO SIMULTANEOUSLY FEAR AND BE EXASPERATED WITH.

Favorite thing to do to bug them: WE HAVEN’T MET.

Favorite thing to do to cheer them up: THAT WOULD REQUIRE ACTUALLY MEETING, WOULDN’T IT? RHETORICAL QUESTION! YES IT WOULD.

Nightmare they had involving them: HE’S A MOTHERSHITTING NIGHTMARE INCARNATE. I DON’T NEED TO HAVE NIGHTMARES, HIS EXISTENCE DOES IT FOR ME.

Dream they had involving them: I’VE HAD DREAMS WITH A DINOSAUR IN IT BEFORE. I’M ARBITRARILY ASSUMING THIS COUNTS.

Desire from them right at this moment: WHY IS EVERYONE IN YOUR DIMENSION BATSHIT CASCADING UP AND DOWN THE BELFRY IN A MID-AIR FREEWAY OF CRAZY FECES EXPULSION. GET A FUCKING HANDLE, DINOKING.

[fightrisk-blog]

@bedamara @gaveyoushelter @succurbabe @arlsms @mujcna @deureoyo

This is a much more diverse batch than the last. Appealing to all demographics is a difficult political move, but if there’s anything I’ve learned from The Lonely Island, it’s that it can be done with a particularly powerful boombox and an abundance of fingerless gloves in various colors. (If you do not currently own or cannot afford your own pair of fingerless gloves, an existing pair of fingerless gloves will be appointed to you.)

I’m Sam.