#mule bits

[honeygutz]

TELL ME I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS LIKE LAUGHING BUT FEELS HEARTBROKEN HEARING TUBBO

[fearofthev0id]

One vouch and I'll finish and publish my overly dramatic mule bits fic

[one-of-the-starbitten]

Anyone who's listening to Jubilee Line or Saline Solution by Wilbur Soot is fake smiling

[wantsomebits]

hai u seem rlly cool but im too scared to int bcs im socially awkward…

haha. Too bad I’m evil. 💥💥💥💥💥

[wantsomebits]

have u watched and/or listened to Just Roll With It?

Tbh, i’ve heard of jrwi but never interacted with it. I think I would like it if I actually did tho

[cephalopod-truther]

Manhunt!swap this, Hermit!Tommy that, cc! joins smp whateve- what i want to know is where the crossover for Tommyinnit’s natural disaster mod is. I want that Wilbur and Tubbo to get sucked into the DSMP and immediately set up another mule shop. I want Dream sliding in with his schemes only to find Tubbo sobbing under a pile of meth in the basement while Wilbur tries to sell him mule bits. I want the entire server to come together in harmony because /genuinely/ what the fuck?? I want them to eventually become desensitised to these odd strangers who wear friendly familiar faces and relax because they won’t really interact as long as you stay away from their nightmare shop. And then I want muleshop!Tubbo to ride into the epic final battle and just trample Dream because the mule has spoken and he says die