A wonderful, amazing, surprise gift from my Fairy Godmother for my birthday!
She actually went through almost every Killian scene in the show and collected all of the pained grunts, groans, whimpers, cries and shouts that wonderful man has uttered and put them together into a two minute painpalooza.
And because she is not only my Fairy Godmother, but also this blog’s Fairy Godmother, as well, she’s given me permission to share her wonderful masterpiece with all of you! :D
Thank you so much, Fairy Godmother! You are awesome!! <3
Okay, guys... I’m afraid at this point in our daily appreciation of Colin, I’m going to have to indulge my inner darkness and live up to my blog name. Because as much as I adore happy Colin and cinnamon roll Colin and cutie patootie-roonie Colin, my favorite Killians... are tied up Killian and bloody Killian. I’m so sorry, world! (No I’m not.) Please forgive me! (Or don’t, it’s fine ;))
This post will be GIF heavy, so I’m gonna put it behind a cut and start you all out with this non-whumpy crowd pleaser right here:
Those eyes. That smile. The scruff. The things he does with that mouth of his. This scene is a gift to all of humanity and the gifs of it are precious. (x)
Behind the cut are 6 7 8 of my favorite whump scenes that have been GIFed.
Okay, I have to try to maintain some modicum of control over myself here, or I’ll just dump the entire contents of my blog into this post. So I’m going to stick with my top two tied up GIFs, my top two bloody GIFs and my top two pain GIFs. And let’s be real here, those last two are just my way of cheating and getting away with posting four GIFs from the Underworld whilst claiming I have self-control. I’ll be posting these in chronological order.
One of my favorites from episode 2x19. Believe me, I’ve seen a lot of them. I’ve reblogged a lot of them. I don’t care that the scene’s only 10 seconds long. I love this scene. I love every GIF I’ve ever seen of this scene. I am trash. (x)
I wish this was bigger. I do. Anyway, as any bondage enthusiast will tell you (which I’m doing riiiiight now), you can’t just tie somebody up and be like, “Oh, here you go, have some bondage.” No, no. You need a bit of struggling in there. That said, this is a good scene. This is a good gif. Yes. (x)
This entire GIF set from @killianjonesdaily is a thing to behold. In fact, it was hard to pick just one out of them all. This scene is glorious to begin with, of course, but these GIFs are colored so exquisitely. It’s easy to go wrong when editing the color levels on bloody scenes. Too much of one thing, you end up with raspberry jam. Too much of another, you end up with cartoonish overkill. This is just really, really nice - and even manages to bring out the wounds under the blood - which were unfortunately lost in the show itself. (x)
Colin went all out for this scene. The man is drooling blood, guys. And look at that epic, epic pain face. It’s like he caught wind of Terra de Reyes and thought to himself, “I can out-whump that” and then went ahead and did it. (Of course, TdR still wins for the bondage element, but Colin can’t help that.) (x)
Oh dear Lord, look at that man tremble. I don’t even know if I’m counting this one for pain or for blood or just sneaking it in here and hoping you guys don’t notice I’m cheating too badly. Probably the last one. But look at it. (x)
How many GIFs have I done now? Like, three or something? No? More than that? Well, whatever, man. If you wanna stop me, you’ll have to climb in through my monitor and push me away from the keyboard, because this wince and shrinking back action right here gives me life and I’m mostly including this GIF because it’s from the single greatest moment of broadcast television history, when Killian Jones made the tiniest little whimper on all of our TV screens and I literally died a thousand terrible whumper deaths in my house. (x)
Okay, so I posted the six GIFs I swore I would limit myself to... but I get an honorable mention, don’t I? I mean, come on! What kind of business is this if I don’t get an honorable mention? Whatever, guys. I’m having it. So here’s this adorable GIF of Killian laying there, broken and bleeding, still half-hanging off the precipice of his demise, chained all up... and reaching weakly and more than a little desperately for Emma Swan. Like, you just want to pick her up and place her right there, just like so, so he can grab onto her forever. (x)
Okay, I’ve officially run out of excuses, but whatever. You agreed to enable my cheating ways when you clicked “Read More” people. You can’t back out now. We’re on this journey together. I just love the way his hand is clutching at her and he presses his cheek against her and even kinda shrinks in on himself. He needs her so badly, it just breaks my dark whumper heart and makes me want to squeeze him and squish him and love him to pieces. (x)
