Y’all need to know about my off-the-rails multiplayer BG3 party. We play on Wednesdays with a full 4-person party. We’ve got:
Barca, dwarf cleric of Helm- de facto leader, “straight man”, only one to wear clothes at camp. Calls cloud of daggers “the meat grinder”. Will not heal you! Played by D., programmer who has never made it past the gauntlet of Shar
Wraith-a-los, Dragonborn warlock- nice guy! Friendly! Male but unintentionally has the feminine body type so he wears a bikini. Eldrich blasts his way through every problem. Played by K., guy whose wife is having a baby any day now. He’s beat the game on his own.
Amos, half-Drow wild magic barbarian- Not very bright! The only one who didn’t strike out at the tiefling party. Got railed by Gale while everyone else watched. Has caused an FPK. Almost always butt naked. Played by me.
Bartholomew, halfling warlock- CHAOS. Was a bard, then a soldier, now a warlock. Always going “I’ve got this!” and then committing friendly fire. Frequently used as an improvised weapon. Exclusively throws spears and salami. Played by T., a motorcycle sales guy with three cats.
Some notable moments so far:
Amos got the bite night scene with Astarion while butt naked
Bartholomew asks to be thrown by yelling “uppies!!”
I was the only one who had ever been to moonrise towers before the big battle (!?)
Wraith-a-los got Lae’zel killed
We got smited (smote?) by a god
Everyone is naked at camp except for Barca who keeps trying to get us to put our pants on
We dye our armor to match each other
There are a lot more voiced Tav lines when you don’t have companions!
