inspired by @multistoty @kierras @sulsurfer
“Hey, do you remember when you kissed me?”
“I’m sorry, are you calling me b team?”
“People who use plastic should be shot.”
“Why are you always doing such stupid shit?”
“It’s not an escape room.”
“Are we going to do like rock paper scissors or alphebetically?”
“You don’t have to be scared. I’ll do it.”
“Can’t you guys do anything without me?”
“I’m officially a member of nothing to lose club.”
“You don’t need to spitball. We could sit in silence.”
“I don’t want you guys to think that I was wrong to help them. I did what I thought was right.”
“Do you have any idea how wonderful your son is?”
“Have you thought about it?”
“Don’t do anything dangerous.”
“Oh, your still curious.”
“Aren’t you guys glad that I made you come?”
“Please tell me that you did not bring a gun here.”
“Well, i would rather drown than stay here with you.”
“Maybe not compare my feelings to secretions?”
“Just act freaking normal.”
“Did you just proactively protect the envirnoment?”
“Why did we let him drive again?”
“I swear to god that I am going to throw that thing in the ocean.”
“Great. Go read about it.”
“You don’t have to act like you don’t see us,bitch.”
“What did she do to you exactly?”
“Coincidence? Probably not.”
“He’s got the survival instincts of a cockroach.”
“We have one earth. we should give it 100 percent, bare minimum.”
“Didn’t you ever play baseball?”
“I look like a bourgeoisie pig.”
“It’s a little tootsie roll.”
“Wow, you are surprisingly good for something.”
“You should,because your a murderer.”
“You guys, not everything is a kingpin movie.”
“Like, I love you, dude.”
“Don’t ever say that I don’t care about you.”
“Biggest pet peeve? Easy. Giving 1% to the envirnoment.”
“You can see her in the window. Raah!”
“Here come lord capital and the explorers.”
“Of course the system works, because it was made to protect you and people like you.”
“torture is a war crime.”
“It’s not funny. He shouldn’t be driving.”
“She’s kind of a drunker.”
“What is wrong with you, murderer?”