Valentine's Day cards don’t have to be about sappy sugary slogans and weird naked babies.
Check out our weird, wonderful, and cheeky retro style cards that will make the wonderful weirdo in your life laugh.
If you’re tired of the usual slushy sentimentality and want something a little more playful, we’ve got just what you need.
"I Love You, I Hate Valentine’s Day, I Love You..."
For the person who’s not entirely sold on Valentine’s Day but figured they’d send a card anyway, because, you know, they’re alright. It’s a little love, a little sarcasm, and a whole lot of “will this do?”—the perfect way to acknowledge the day without getting too sentimental.
Pucker Up Buckaroo
The rootinest, tootinest Valentine’s puppy in town. He’s playful, flirty, and just a little bit wholesome - a little cheeky retro romantic fun for dog lovin’ cowpokes.
I’ve Caught Felines for You
Adorable vintage artwork, a dreadful romantic pun and a flower crown-wearing cat. It’s the perfect way to shoot your shot with the cat obsessed love in your life.
I Got That Dog in Me - Want Some in You?
A little naughty, a little cheeky, and definitely not your average Valentine’s Day sentiment. Perfect for when you want to send something playful, funny, and maybe just a touch inappropriate.











