in case any of you were wondering about the kind of conversations I have with my friends...
iustusetpeccator: WHERE'S MY 100k SLOW BURN COFFEE SHOP AU?!? all-my-potter-babies: *snort* iustusetpeccator: Where is it, Cass??? all-my-potter-babies: ..idk iustusetpeccator: Don't tease me then :P all-my-potter-babies: ...what iustusetpeccator: I'm taking the piss, Jesus all-my-potter-babie : ...and now you're talking to Jesus THIS IS OUR CONVERSATION I DIDN'T INVITE HIM iustusetpeccator: ALWAYS MAKE ROOM FOR JESUS all-my-potter-babies: WHY iustusetpeccator: HE DIED FOR OUR SINS, CASSIE all-my-potter-babies: and yet people are still sinning iustusetpeccator: Doesn't matter, he's got us covered all-my-potter-babies: so Jesus is an insurance salesman gotcha iustusetpeccator: Yes, but he only accepts love as a currency all-my-potter-babies: hmm. what's the exchange rate iustusetpeccator: there's no exchange to be had, you've gotta give him all of it all-my-potter-babies: typical scam, playing us for all we've got iustusetpeccator: in exchange for ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN, yeah all-my-potter-babies: I don't wanna go to heaven and spend eternity on a fluffy cloud surrounded by pious jerks iustusetpeccator: I mean, fair enough, you're free to opt out all-my-potter-babies: hell gets all the best shit anyway :D








