#murcock

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

Hitting you with my paws bitch

BLOCKED!

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

U have homosexual Thots?

their names are Ollie and moss yes

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

You r a fag?

yeag...... don't tell any1

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

Milk tastes like what I imagine the liquid that comes from a wet sock tastes like

i hate you

[the-wayward-son-cries]

is it too early to use Matt MurCOCK™?

[gorillazoneshots]

Murdoc Sex Headcanon (NSFW obv)

• Loves rough sex. Spanking, choking, hair-pulling, teasing, the whole 9-yards. But in his older age, his energy for that type of sex has dwindled. He’ll get tired after a few minutes of rough sex and ask you to be on top.

• Likes being called "daddy"

• Dirty Murdy is an exhibitionist. He loves when his partner wears a skirt with no underwear on and flashes him. He gets so flustered and worked up until he can’t hold back any longer, bending them over for a quickie in a car park.

• Says he’s too big for a condom (he’s not)

• With the right partner Murdoc becomes a softie. His dom tendencies become tamed and you’ll find he actually likes to be passionate and romantic. Eye-contact in missionary type passionate and romantic.

• He's been involved in several orgies and doesn't plan on stopping any time soon. It fills the void of lack of intimacy he secretly craves.

• Defines himself as “straight” but has definitely had some homo-erotic experiences in his lifetime. He’s not opposed to getting sucked off by someone other than a woman.

• Says “Hail Satan” when he cums (this is canon lol)

[twinkfl0yd]

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For every ★ I get, I will post a fact about myself.

im gonna fuCK the onceler

[acevie]

I was tagged by Yesiamacosplayer! (Thank youu!! ^u^) State your : favorite album, food, color, describe your dress style, hair, crush, OTP and pass this on to 5 people. •Favorite album: Plastic Beach! :3 •Favorite food: Cheeseburgers (I guess...? I have a lot of favorites..) •Favorite color: mainly purple and blue •Dress style: Idk, I like dressing up in many ways... I do freaking love collared shirts and skinny jeans though! •u• •Hairstyle: Short...? (Think of that one puppet from interpol's music video Evil. Now think of his hair. That be my hair. If you're terrified of puppets, please don't look it up...) •Crush: *screeches* OTP: Though platonic 2nu and JeanMarco are big ones, Hardenshipping wins for first. (MaxiexArchie from ORAS) -Alright, I choose what-about-brennenberg, thequeerdeer, murcock, achromatichabit, aaaand zillywhat-the-fuck ^-^