Teaching Zevran to be a ranger to A.) narratively fulfill his childhood dream of finding the Dalish and B.) to give him an assassin bear
Imagine how terrified the Crows are when they hear not only is one of their weaker assassins who was honestly supposed to die is now a hyper competent murder machine, but he also has a coterie of beasts that do his biding
You’d be scared too if somehow a bear snuck up behind you and mauled you all while you watch the bisexual elf who commands it try and fail to pick a lock













