#murder bears

[doctormori]

happy tree friends fanart because it is in fact 2008

[jedimordsith]

Has somebody posted this already? Because I saw it on Pinterest and all I could think of was Common Hazards of the Penumbra Sector by @celinamarniss

: )  : )  : )

[celinamarniss]

Have you actually been to Endor before?” Ah, the engineer was worried for him. “Yes, I know folks there. Someone’s meeting me.” “Just checking. I wouldn’t dump my worst enemy in that place. Ewoks. Savages. I’d shoot them all, to be honest.” “Some of my friends are Ewoks,” Ben said mildly, not wanting a fight, but unable to let it pass.

Legacy of the Force: Revelation

[halcyonterror]

idea

What if a polar bear but with dark coloured fur. It couldn't live in the arctic but anywhere else would be fair game.

Polar bears would have so much food they'd be spoiled for choice...

[hrwinter]

i know you don’t have a baby but this reminded me of your void kittens lol

THIS WILL BE EXACTLY THEM IF WE EVER HAVE KIDS

[publiusmaximum]

GF is watching Return of the Jedi for, I think, the second time. She's entranced by the Ewoks. She's asking me if we can get one.

I keep trying to explain that Ewoks eat people. "I don't care. I deserve a bear. I have the 'rona and I deserve a bear that purrs".

I can't really argue with that logic.

[uberdavis]

Horror Paintings - Summer 2016

Horror Paintings – Summer 2016

It’s been a while since I gave you anything, so here’s a little recent collection! I started off the summer with this fearsome bad boy. Nothing beats a bit of Cthulhu! The next of my ‘Murder Bears’ series was unleashed in mid-summer! Looks a bit more like a cat than a bear maybe… Finally, nothing beats some over-the-top tentacles action. Woody Allen, seemingly being transformed into a…

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[cleolinda]

have I shown u my ewoks

my ewoks, have I shown u them

(Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes illustration, not in-game) 

1. That’s the Ewok Scout going first. @tamaro606 named him Teddy. Death Teddy the Murder Bear. Unlike the others, he doesn’t have a war cry. He is the silent type.

2-3. EEEEYAH! 

(Chief Chirpa’s dogpile command: two other ewoks and a random ally. They did more damage than that, but there are so many numbers that you can’t see them all.)

4. They recently sped up the animation a smidge so that battles wouldn’t take a million years anymore. Previously, Teebo’s jump attack had him soar majestically across the field of battle to axe his opponent in the face. Now it’s more FUR MURDER COMIN ATCHA!

5-6. AIEEEEYAHHHH!!

IN STEALTH MODE, U NEVER SEE THE TINY TERROR COMING

7. Not pictured: the Elder’s resurrection skill, because I didn’t have to use it. THE MURDER BEAR SQUAD IS UNSTOPPABLE as long as you play them against a reasonable opponent, let’s not get ahead of ourselves here