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My AO3, HalcyonisaVampire

I now have a writers tag: ze writes

And an art tag: ze draws

Also a pronoun page: Pronouns

Banana

@navy-leader is the artist of my pfp

If I liked your art but didn't reblog:

add a yet because it's in my very slow queue

mizuthe-cat

Positive affirmations for people who have side blogs

I am on the right blog

i have never reblogged anything to the wrong blog ever

this is the right blog

purple Tuesday

I have never made a post on the wrong blog

wanderingrestlessly

i love love LOVE rockdrian testing the limits of loving someone to the point of invention every day. theyre figuring out how to make it rain in that biodome bc grace mentioned offhandedly one day that he missed the way it felt. grace's glasses break and theyre figuring out how eyesight works and creating the best glasses ever despite having no concept of light. rockdrian tag teaming the xenonite suits to be thinner than previously thought possible so grace can hug them and it feel like a ‘real’ hug. grace having to be careful about what he misses/wants bc rockdrian WILL figure out a way to do it (threat. statement.) and rockdrian working tirelessly to make sure grace feels loved and welcomed and safe bc nothing is ever enough. they want to give him more. they want to make sure he never wants for anything bc he’s theirs and grace is overwhelmed but like in the best way

catfishkisser

I love being an omnishipper because I shit you not these people have no bad ideas

Ryland Grace is Eva Stratt’s sad dog wife he is astrophathers with Carl and their relationship is as doomed as it gets

he’s the third Adrian and Rocky decided was going to join their new polycule

he’s also the third Yao and Ilyukhina adopted off the street in the fashion of ‘we saw you from across the Hail Mary and we like your vibe’

he’s ALSO a very unwilling member of whatever Shapiro and DuBois have going on in the book for all the book readers the embodiment of ‘isn’t there someone you forgot to ask’

he’s also heavily gay for markiplier’s Simon Iron Lung starring in Iron Lung (2026)

and other variants of Markiplier

him being aroace and platonic soulmates with everyone yum yum yum

I ship it all ok I ship it all

arson-mushroom

Listen, I don't think we're a perfect fandom but the fact remains that if we were going to have ships for the "broadly-headcannoned aroace" character I think it's prettyyyyy fun that the most common options are:

Ship him with the genderless rock alien(s) but not ☝️ in a normal way. They are very weird by all standards.

Ship him with Markiplier some guy called Simon who somehow has even worse trauma. Again in the least normal way possible.

Some form of qpr with any/all of the above

hylianengineer

There is one very important thing I need people without major dietary restrictions to understand: the distress caused by allergies, celiac disease, and other food restrictions is largely not about the food.

Do I miss some foods I can't eat anymore without getting sick? Sure, but that's not what really bothers me. What bothers me is being excluded from a huge portion of human social life of which food is a crucial component. What bothers me is the stress and social stigma of trying to figure out what I can safely eat. What bothers me is the amount of extra work and cost that is required of me to identify, obtain, and prepare safe foods. What bothers me is people treating my needs like a nuisance, as though I chose to be like this - as though their brief inconvenience to check an ingredients list is unreasonable, when I deal with this every day of my life forever.

I don't miss the food that much. I miss not having to worry about what I eat. I miss freedom. I miss when trying new foods and new restaurants was fun instead of a minefield. I miss not having to plan my entire life around the need for safe foods.

Food is such a basic human need, and a lot of people don't really need to think about it. When your danger foods can be anywhere and everywhere, suddenly your entire life revolves around avoiding them, and it massively sucks. You get used to it and it's not a big deal most of the time, but then you go to a new restaurant, or your office has a potluck, or you've been invited to a party and suddenly it feels just as miserable and exhausting as it ever has.

sketchy-scribs-n-doods

i may not really be much of a grace/rocky shipper, but i do have to give them props bc it's been a long time since i've been in a fandom that had to get this creative in order to write semi-realistic porn of its main characters lmao

it honestly doesn't bug me enough to filter it out on ao3, and also every explicit grace/rocky fic that i scroll past always has THE most insane set up and it's funny every time, like am i supposed to just ignore when someone is cooking a fine ass meal just cuz i wouldn't personally make it for myself??

there are people doing fucking MATH and graduate level chemistry in order to justify why ryan gosling should be physically capable of fucking his alien rock bestie and it's incredible

no notes 10/10 never change fellas congrats on the alienfucking

thesuicidalfox

Tall Senju genetic and their small partner problems (Izuna isn't even that small, I'm around the same height as him and it's a pretty average height, but everyone looks tiny compared to the Senju family, I guess)

Bonus:

morsandgarbage

This is the gayest sh1t I've ever seen.

halcyonterror

happy pride

kalatannya

"Age in bio or i'll kill you"

You better pay close attention to the first one, and read it very carefully. I will quiz you on it later.

kalatannya

So much good tags

cloudabserk

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

atomikats

my personal take on the matter

hagiomoto

pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

le-jardin-inculte

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

shithowdy

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.