#murder doc

[6piecesofsalami]

i’ve been having som fucked up dreams lately and idfk why but. if it doesn’t stop i will be turning psychotic anyway i just ate a bag of chips and a granola bar and i have my eyes on two stale scones and a bag of fruit snacks i scrounged in my room

[hetaczechia]

Murdoc, as a doctor: Oh, so you need a shot to get rid of illness?

Murdoc: *gets a gun and shoots the patient in the head*

Murdoc: There. You’ll never be sick ever again.

[americasevilsweetheart]

i’ve been having som fucked up dreams lately and idfk why but. if it doesn’t stop i will be turning psychotic anyway i just ate a bag of chips and a granola bar and i have my eyes on two stale scones and a bag of fruit snacks i scrounged in my room

[misscatholmes]

Ooh, this true crime doc mentioned that 80s new York was super violent and showed that TV floating in the Hudson, take a shot!

[animatedsentientmeat]

How would people describe me in an interview for the true crime docuseries about my murder?

[physixian]

hey ellwood have you actually seen fantastic beasts??? no are you at least going to use the canon american magic instead of being Extra? also no

some stuff about that nyc harry potter au all the kids have these days

Doc is a friendly and polite sawbones, no questions ( or at least, few questions ) asked whether your hurt is magical or mundane. No one’s saying he’s a murder wizard too, but maybe keep the idea to yourself. 

Once accidentally made Francis Bauer pass out.

Didn’t go to Ilvermorny. Doesn’t tend to bring it up. Low key wonders what the fuss is about

Up to 15 times more likely to tell you to go fuck yourself/ throw down than regular Doc ( in fairness, still not very likely under normal circumstances , but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )