Evil Jared

lady MURDERER. don’t fuck with me dickwad

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i’ve been having som fucked up dreams lately and idfk why but. if it doesn’t stop i will be turning psychotic anyway i just ate a bag of chips and a granola bar and i have my eyes on two stale scones and a bag of fruit snacks i scrounged in my room

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aaaaaaaand my name is mr shwang that thang and i like shwangin that thang in em

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hey fucks it’s Randal on Jared’s acct. did you know this guy is a raging fag

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i love men and sucking off men and molesting young boys and i’m Mr. not allowed near schools

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fucking niggas up and running these streets, givin yo mama love and a smack of her cheek 😤

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it’s my Big 33rd today check out what my Buddy @ratmans-notebooks made for me.

Another year down another shot downed!

here’s to the heat….iykyk 🍻

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dawg everything on this phone is so annoying to deal with. why must i look at gay shit. i hate everything so bad

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nvm. just found porn. i’m a happy man

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dawg everything on this phone is so annoying to deal with. why must i look at gay shit. i hate everything so bad

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bloodhound gang ─── use your fingers && && one fierce beer coaster && hooray for boobies && && hefty fine && hard-off graphics note : I LOVE bloodhound gang, decided to do their whole discography!! hope u guys like these. may do some singles of theirs also, i had so much trouble with hard-off since it isn't properly archived. i got the cd cover via an ebay listing and had to make the cd myself so it may not look the best

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WHYYYY DID HE DO THAT

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well

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aaaaaaalright dickheads.

Evil Jared Hasselhoff of the Roots.

around 32, the evilest motherfucker you’ll meet.

i think tumblr is very very gay but whatever