I had a dream I was a guy from some famous ‘80′s hair metal band, and I was driving around murdering people. Eventually I came to a broken-down shack where I decided to go dump the bodies, but while I was in there, Axl Rose came in with a bunch of dead bodies of his own. He’d even killed the cop that had been trailing me and apparently force-fed that cop to someone else. We saw each other and were both like “oh wow, cool murders, dude!” and maybe made out a little, but then I decided I was going to frame him for all my murders (this was very rude of me).
When I woke up I realized I probably had this dream because I saw Axl Rose murder Steve Mnuchin on Twitter yesterday.













