A Veritable Lexicon of Nonsense

Lyndsay | Asexual Demiromantic | 25 | She/Her/Not Picky | Scorpio | Slytherin | INFJ | Extremely Multifandom

[brotzling-blog]

AWWWWASDF

From Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency twitter (S1)

[its39raccoons]

Best of: Todd Brotzman

“You can’t fix everything. Some choices you just have to accept and try and rebuild as best you can.”

[sowhatapollo]

THE UNFORGIVEN

[elijahwoodnot]

i know i talk about this like a Lot but. Todd Brotzman is such a good, Pure trash child. a tiny powerhouse who is full of salt and the will to fight always (ง'̀-‘́)ง

[brotzling-blog]

Lost my heart, but what of it? He is cold I agree He could laugh, but I love it Although the laugh’s on me

– ‘Bewitched’ by Samuel Barnett | The History Boys Soundtrack, 2006.

[omgclarathetraveler-blog]

Todd appreciation post

[dirkgentlyandfriends]

Todd Brotzman and the “100% Done” head turn

[c0ffeebee]

I don’t know when I fell for you (insp.)

[ms-jully]

You keep saying you’re not my friend. But since you’re the closest thing I’ve had, I’d really appreciate it if you’d stop calling yourself an asshole.

[dirkgentlyandfriends]

“I couldn’t have asked for a better acting partner and a better human being to work with. We have to work very closely together and I felt, in our screen test, that we had really good chemistry, but I wasn’t sure if I was just making that up. Max has written a really finely wrought bromance. I have complete trust in Elijah.”  -Samuel Barnett

[ms-jully]

dirk gently meme » one animal // the kitten ↳ ‘The kitten is the shark.’ ‘Todd, I think we’ve found the murder weapon.’

[lizzisgeek]

And don’t tell me you didn’t want this gif to exist

[setmeatopthepyre]

…yes. Yes, actually, I do.

[rapunzelthecorgi]

What is this place? I guess it’s what’s behind…everything? It’s like the backstage of reality.

[elijahwoodnot]

i love Todd Brotzman because he knew Dirk for literally only one week before cuddling up to his side to sit elbow-to-elbow in a diner booth, going on a two-month long suicide mission to find him again when he went missing, throwing himself wholeheartedly into Dirk’s arms when they reunited, and following at Dirk’s heels with steadfast, unwavering loyalty whilst simultaneously waxing poetic and encouraging speeches when the man doubts himself. he’s tiny and angry and always down to fight, but nobody loves so completely or so strongly as Todd Brotzman does when you’ve earned his trust

[its39raccoons]

mood: hugo friedkin

[noneofthesort]

“You need to know…you changed my life.”

“You are the first person I’ve ever met who actually wanted me around.”

Shapes and Colours, S2E5