#murderbiscuit

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Our petsitter sent me a series of pictures I can only describe as CAT INTENSIFIES:

I demand wet food, human.

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If anyone can use pictures of my utter scapegrace of a cat as a bright spot in this shitty day, I am happy to provide them.

This one is Murderbiscuit demonstrating how he gets completely whacked out on a box full of packing paper. Those are the eyes of a kitty not high on catnip, but high on packing paper.

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I saw a post once where a person brought shovelfuls of snow onto an enclosed porch for their cat to play in, and the cat loved it.

So we tried it with our kitty, but it turns out he is much more of a Heat Miser than a Snow Miser.

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My cat is an utter scapegrace, but he’s very handsome.

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Send ⚫〰️⚫ for a shitty low effort meme edit of your muse!

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🌈 - Can I get one of the best robot boy qwq

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Here you go I hope you like it :^D

As a bonus undercut are the two scrapped versions beacuse they looked like dog doo 😔