Murderhelion isn't a ship, it's a unicycle
Undefinable Intensely Weird about Each-other Life-partners
Un.I.W.E.L -> uniwheel -> unicycle
which honestly fits with MB's 'someone 8 times your size trying to sit in the same chair as you' characterization of ART being all up in its business lol
Alternately, you can just call it Unwell, bc honestly I am unwell about them














