#murdermurdermurdermurdermurder

[stormsandstuff]

i looked at my stupid radar app and saw the 2% chance of tornadoes and got SO EXCITED.

looked at my other weather app to see that the storm is only gonna last an hour at most.

[chaotic-tired-bastard]

WHY MUST VIOLENCE BE LEST ONLY THY ANSWER??

I KNOW NAUGHT OF ANYTHING BUT VIOLENCE! THE BLOOD THAT RUNS WITHIN MY VEINS THIRSTS ONLY FOR THE STING OF THE BLADE AND THE SWEET KISS OF METAL SPLITTING SKIN! I WOULD BE NOTHING BUT A HOLLOW MOCKERY OF A PERSON WITHOUT THE VIOLENCE AND RAGE THAT THRIVES WITHIN MY LIFEBLOOD!!!

[con-flarnit]

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Creepy Doll - by Jonathan Coulton

Add this to the list of "songs to listen to when alone in a theater at 2am".

Even worse, I'm here to do laundry, and the laundry machines are in the basement...

Basically, this building is feeling very murdery right now. . .